Well, really, you can be both an assmunch and an assmuch. I depends on the size of your ass.
From what I understand, you’ve got (are?) quite an ass.
So you see, I did that one purpose. Yeah. I meant to type it that way.
Assmuch.
twit
I just saw on the localorie news that J. Millionaire TV dude is from my town. If that house they showed is his pappies then he is, contrary to the fox feces, spoon fed for sure. I’m thinking the Witchduck area or that other place near the end of Little Neck or that neighbohood I can never remember it’s name. You know ! with boat slips? Yeah, that one.
I hete this village! Canoidions suk! They don’t know how to drive and never will and it’s our beach and we should be alowed to go there too. I wish I could take my kid(S) to the beach. I can’t because I’m just a tax payer and I don’t rent some fuckin hotel room that only canoidions can have because canoidioins suk Meyera’s Hershey squirts. Jes Me Souvienes my otter ass!
Tunabreath, the reason “there ain’ no setch thang as a misspelt wurd in the south” is because they’re all so goddamned happy to be able write in the first place that they don’t give a shit about using the right fucking letters! And since when has there been a “South East Virginia” state?
That said; this thread sucks. This thread really fucking sucks! This thread wasted half an hour of my life just trying to find something intelligent in all of the crap that you nimrods have been spewing from your shit-coated fingertips.
I’d sooner watch that stupid piece-of-shit Southpark movie again, because at least I’d have the gratification of watching that punk-ass little bastard being shocked! Here’s it’s just assmunch this and assmunch that and asshat and asstophat and shit on you and fuck you and no fuck you and fuck you more and it never ends it just gets thicker and thicker and I’m going to go out and pummel the first person I come acrosst (there’s a southern speeling rite their) and with any luck it will be one of you!
And now, a bit of sheer malice:
- The OP on this thread is a complete piece of shit.
- The entire thread sucks the wild wooly wang.
DOUCHE BURGER???
Jebus, I went away for the weekend sure that this ugly mass of donkey scum would die without my wit and wisdom here to sustain it. Yet I find that you puerile, poson-ivy feeding duck-slaves were more than happy to dwell on your own imbecility, while my brilliance did not this so-called thread grace.
Punks.
And now, a meterless, non-rhyming poem, by Kn*ckers:
I HATE YOU ALL IN CAPS.
I hate you all in italics.
I hate you all in bold.
I :mad: you all in 
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That was the worst fucking poem ever written.
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You’re just jealous because you couldn’t write a poem to save your stinking, smarmy little worthelss soul from the pits of hell, carrot.
So go piss up a rope.
So you know, “worthelss” is actually WORSE than “worthless”. It’s LESS worthy than worthless.
So there.
You’d have that right (except for the jealousy part). But, quite apparently, neither can you.
Why yes they were, Bitch chunks in escargot sauce. Tasty no?
Oh, so it’s poetry now, huh? Well I’ve got one.
You can go to GD for debate,
Or to IMHO if you’d rate,
But if you’re on this thread
Then I wish you were dead:
You all deserve nothing but hate.
Sheats and Kelly, eat your hearts out.
i h8 u all in teenchatspeak LOLoL
Kn(licker-of-dead-goat-scrotums)ckers, your uninspired doggerel has now been unseated as the worst fucking piece of shit poem ever written. See, you can’t even write good bad poetry, as 2trew comes along and, without even trying, sucks the proverbial golf ball through the proverbial garden hose.
Congratulations, 2trew.
Aw, thanks. Coming from someone who knows suckage, suckitude, and all things suck related as well as you, carrot, that means a great deal to me.
I’m still working on the chrome on that trailer hitch, but I’m sure that with your inspiration I’ll have that down in no time.
Now run along and find some bunnies to play with.
What? Sorry, I didn’t catch that. I was too busy being smarter, cooler and all-around better than all of you put together.
2trew, that poem was shit. Utter shit. God, you’re such a waste of oxygen.
carrot, you’re just jealous because the dead goat scrotums of the world won’t have anything to do with you. They run away screaming when they see you coming. They rip themselves off their respective goats like a raccoon gnawing its foot out of a trap then hurtle away through the underbrush, weeping and panting in fear and disgust.
And you ain’t seen nothin’ till you’ve seen a self-ejecting dead goat scrotum.
Um…right. Jealous because the dead goat scrotums don’t love me.
It seems I have misjudged you, Kn*ckers. I thought you were asymptotically approaching absolute stupidity, but it turns out that you are actually batshit insane.
My mistake.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You all look like Ryan Liam
and you smell like him too!
Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I want my lost wages
but my mum wants them too!
and every one of you said he smelled funny and didn’t have a sense of humor.
SHAME ON YOU ALL!
you buttfux
Fucktards. All of you.