MSU, you ignorant slut. If you could take your head out of your ass (also known as Michgan) for a moment, you’d realize you haven’t even quoted Monty Python correctly.
Jackass.
Alright, carrot. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Does that ease your sense of penis envy?
Oh, nice one, carrot way to spell “Michigan” correctly. Um, there are 2 "i"s in Michigan.
um…There are not!
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Well, damn the lying bitch of a third grade teacher who told me there were! Sneaky whore. How dare she befoul the minds of impressionable children with such utter poppycock?!
And I hate the rest of you too.
Assholes.
AND FUCK CANADA! those ungrateful, fascist, imperialistic, war-mongering bastards! It’s time to take up arms! Defend youselves!
here’s proof:
I don’t know why I even take my time too warn you worthless idiots.
Where’s Michgan?
They may be the first to be invaded. Serves the stinky headed fools right if so.
Like Karp1234 said, LICK MY BALLS
Michgan’s part of Canada. A little, cold, dumb part.
Dumb like you. And pasta. God, pasta’s stupid. What the hell idiot piece of shit kind of food product does it think it is, anyway?
Betcha your momma likes pasta. She would.
Just get a fucking life, mmmkay? :rolleyes:
Help me, or not. I don’t care. But if you’re not helping, then Fucko Off!!!
SCORE!!!
shutupShutUpSHUTUPshutupShutUpSHUTUPshutupShutUpSHUTUPshutupShutUpSHUTUP!!!
STOP FIGHTING! I HATE IT WHEN YOU FIGHT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
<collapses onto floor>
Fuck you, Kn*ckers. Don’t be talkin’ about pasta like that.
Pasta roolz.
Suck it, carrot. You can go flagellate yourself with wet noodles, for all I care.
And Jester - How dare you collapse like that? That’s so freaking inconsiderate. Didn’t you ever think that people might want to walk across that part of the floor? That they might be interested in looking at the unusual tile pattern? No, of course you didn’t. Cause you were all “Oh! I’m gonna collapse! I’ll do it right here, and the rest of the world can just deal!” That kind of attitude just makes me sick.
Bite me, Kn*ckers. Why don’t you just go fuck yourself, while all right-thinking people enjoy all the wonder and joy that pasta has to offer. (And, yes, self-flagellation may be included for some. And who are you to judge that? He or she (or they) and pasta are in love!)
But don’t be crawling back when that little slut rice cheats on you. You know how wild rice is.
I LOVE ALL OF YOU!
Now you’ve crossed the line beeyatch. Nobody calls us Canada. Maybe you’re so cranky because all your getting is a little, cold, dumb, part.
Look, you people are obviously too slow to get what I’m saying, and you can’t spell for shit, so fuck you. Sorry I’m not part of your elite clique, so go ahead and pile on me, I like it.
Dickwads
See carrot, the problem with pasta is that idiots like you get all beguiled by the nifty shapes and start thinking “Oh, it’s so cool looking! It’s can’t be evil!” Yeah, well Satan can assume a pleasing shape, too, ass-nugget. My rice may look like maggots, but at least it’s -
UGH! MY RICE IS FULL OF MAGGOTS!
running and screaming and running and tripping and screaming
Eew…
Gotcha ya!
Esprix
Kn*ckers, you Hershey squirt! Does it make you feel big picking on Carrot? A stupid fuckin’ root! Moronic imbecile! If Jester sorry ass collapses what business is it of yours? Everyone knows you just kick the dumb bastard out of the way. Or dump cold pasta in his face. Yeah! after you put his hands in a bowl of water and paint his face and fingernails like a Singapore whore!
You piece of shit!