Tell me exactly how the hell I’m supposed to flagellate myself with ziti, Kn(shit-for-brains)ckers.
Um. Excuse me, I have to go try something.
They probably gravitated towards the smell.
I hate you all.
And I’m not a Hershey squirt.
whimpering
Fuck you, catfoodbreath! I don’t need your fucking help dealing with the likes of Kn*ckers. Get the fuck out of here, and take the Gay Guy with you.
The Tuna is the Mightiest pelagic in the sea! The Hulkster of the sea if you will. And I cach them and sometimes I eat them! That makes me mighty! I have even killed and eaten dumbass roots, so I am mightier than you! I have eaten them with Tuna, the mighty meat.
I don’t know anything about Jester except he’s a wimp. If he was gay what would be the point of painting him? Unless you’re talking about the lovely couple of M. Ellis (he said eew!) and that wuss G. McFly, they make me just want to puke. I’ll puke tuna and carrots and Hershey bars! YUK! I’ll puke it all over all of you! A great big stinkin’ mighty puke!
Kn*ckers is a wimp too. A whimpering, snivlin’ little wimp. And a Hershey squirt with peanuts too!
My Zoloft’s breath smells like otter. No, wait, my otter’s breath smells like Zoloft. No, that’s not it either…um…errrrrrrrr…what?
freakin’ druggies
Jester, you cocksucker. Here I am with a goddamn 21-inch monitor and your idiot, 2nd-grade reading-level post is fucking with my screen. Why don’t you go back to suckling Daddy’s scrotum and leave the posting to the professionals, OK?
And, Kn*ckers? Given that your posts seem to indicate that you have serious substance abuse problems, (rice with maggots? Talk 'bout DT’s!), I think you would be the last person to make fun of somebody who collapses to the floor.
- IT’S CATCH YOU LOOSER LEARN TO SPELL
- How many innocent, cute little DOLPHINS did you kill to get that tuna, Earth-raper? Dolphins are scientifically proven to be smarter than people, but I wouldn’t expect YOU to know anything about science.
- I’m not speaking to Opal after whatever it was she said in that one thread.
Hey, I resemble that remark! No, wait, that’s not right. Restrain? Refrain? Resort? Ummmmmm, how DO I feel about that rermark? Errrrrrrr…
Wow, look over there, a pretty flower. I love flowers. And butterflies. Yeah, fluttering butterflies. Mmmmmmmmmm, happy place, happy place, happy place. Much better, now.
Uh? Did somebody say something?
Ok whatever. When I started this thread I thought it would be fun but all you IDIOTS just TOTALLY DIDN"T GET IT. OK?? Can we PLEASE stick to the point that I started my thread for? HELLOOOO if you want to do this bullshit start your own thread.
When come back, bring cheerios. No wait, how about some chocolate cake from Giant? No, how about some cupcakes?
Opal, I’m totally disappointed in your constant obtuseness. You yourself flamed your own OP in the OP itself, but then you dare whine about people not “getting” the OP? Has the thought ever occurred to you that your poorly written missive is responsible for over 6 pages (by my settings - if your settings are different, then you’re even dumber than I thought because my settings are the right settings) of wasted time, foolish rants, and the irreversible, negative consequences of having those damnable Otter-sniffers become aware of your foolish prejudice.
Here’s a list for ya, baby:
- My ass
- Your face
- Hi Libertarian!
Feel better now?
I have, quite simply, had enough. You people will apparently not listen to logic, reason, sanity, common sense, or objective illumination of any kind. Instead you all appear bent on invective, insult, abuse, disparagement, defamation, aspersion, and dare I say it, upbraiding.
It appears there is no end to your infantile and puerile lies, fibs, falsifications, slander, equivocations, untruths, prevarications, and shenanigans. I am therefore leaving and renouncing this message board forever, and I am taking my fucking thesaurus with me.
“Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star,
How I wonder what you are,
Up above the world, so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.”
What the fuck is all that about, diamonds don’t give off light, aren’t self sustaining nuclear fusion gas ball, they are just lumps of crystaline carbon. And people tell this to their Children Og damn it, what is the fucking world coming to.
First of all you dick weed Bob Scene, if it can be Michgan it can be cach. Who do you think you are? Hmmm?
Second, I don’t kill the "cute little dolfy-wolfies I swim with them when the water’s warm enough. Unless you mean the mahi-mahi/dorado kind. If you mean the fish then I eat them too! Fuck with me and you WILL BE Bait! Got it?
Thirdly I agree (I can’t f’n believe it) with you and J.T. about Opalcat. Screw her, the dumb bitch. This is out of her control, she may ask to kill this but anybody can re-open thishere (not a spelling error, I live in the land of rednecks and that is a valid word) can-o-worms.
In fact! There ain’ no setch thang as a misspelt wurd in the south!
An as fer as the rest a you deep fried lard samwich chomp’n, good fer nothin’ possum butt suckin, pinky in the air tea drinkin, commie lovin, thumb up yer ass, cretins go, well mess with me an I may hafta nock yer lung loose. I punch that thar pie hole a y’alls so hard y’all’ll be brushin y’alls teeth through y’alls asshole.
Sure was purdy out side tuday weren’t it?
Whoosh!
But in base 13…
Moron.
What EVER!
:rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Hey, pravnik, just cut-and-pasting from your thesaurus doesn’t make your post a useful contribution to the board. Quit being such a polysyllabic and sesquipedelian fucknozzle and do something useful like insulting OpalCat for presenting every goat fucking nun beater on this thread with the chance to demonstrate that they’d be kicked out of an AOL teen chat room for incoherence.
This time, I really mean it, for sure, I’m leaving this pit of deparavity and anti-ottersniffing and never ever coming back ever again.
pravnik. That’s a commie name ain’tit? You can take that Gol Dern commy sex lizard an’ feed it ta the chickens fer as I’m concerned. Prevert! I can tell by oll them purdy wurds yer a french commy basturd ain’chya? FROG! You ware one o them cute little hats donhcya? Probbly one o those funny shirtz whot got them black and white stripe they go back an forth sideways like.
Mebbe sinse yous a commy some o them stripes is PINK an RED! Like the commy you is!
You make me wanna puke. Chitlin puke. With lard. And tripe. With pigs feet, with they cute litl toes, and pigs ears too.
otter-sniifin’s a sport dumb ass