Apparently, the computer had never heard of non-white people. But so far, I think we’re OK.
No no no. After the experiment ends, the evil government scientists decide nobody can know about their work, so they ship them to the salt mine gulag. There, they will be tortured daily while doing slave labor for the rest of their lives, which due to futuristic technology will be quite a long time. Witty banter is prohibited at the gulag, as are comic misunderstandings. But after a few days, the gang tries to escape. Several are killed in the attempt, and those who survive find they are lost in a frozen wasteland. (I guess this sounds a bit like the prison in whichever of the Star Trek movies it was.) The remaining Friends try to kill each other so they can eat the dead for food. After hours of brutal, soul-rending combat, one emerges victorious. But he loses his fork as he prepares to feast on his dead comrades. The last line of the series:
Another “it was all a dream” ending: Phoebe wakes up in bed with someone beside her who has the pillow on his head. She says “I just had the craziest dream about five people and someone like me, only it wasn’t me. I think one of them was that girl in the Springsteen video.” A just-waking-up voice says “Huh?” She says “Oh, nothing.”
Out pops a hand that grabs the clock on the nightstand. Mystery man says “Oh, crap. I have to get home.” Out pops Paul Reiser (what a twist ), who says “Jamie’s comning home from her business trip this morning.” Pause "What were you saying, Ursula.
Lisa Kudrow: Oh, nothing. I have to get to the restaurant anyways. It’s been nice. See you later."
You remember the season finale, a couple of years ago, with the camera zooming in on newly-pregnant Rachel’s face at Monica and Chandler’s wedding?
I would have ended it then.
Well, almost…during the closing credits, I’d probably treat the audience to a brief scene of the Friends, circa 10 years in the future, showing everyone paired up, successful, happy, lots of kids, etc., etc., etc.
And Joey and Phoebe would have hooked up.
Or, if I were feeling malicious…I’d have ended the current season with Ross finally ending up in a nuthouse. And…I don’t know, Joey and Phoebe roaming around in an old box van, hunting vampires in the bayous and backwaters of the deep south. (Which would become the new spinoff series.) And Chandler and Monica turn out to be Goblins, or something.
How about that monkey that the one dude used to have comes back, but radiation has turned him into a King Kong-sized monster, and he destroys their entire neighborhood as his revenge for not getting paid despite the fact that he was obviously the best actor ever to appear on that God-forsaken pile of crap?
), who says “Jamie’s comning home from her business trip this morning.” Pause "What were you saying, Ursula.