The funniest newspaper article ever written

[pravnik]

@Erasmus_Darwin

There are some funny articles in this thread, but I still think the burglar with an alligator in the back of his car takes the cake.

Here’s a brief article with a picture: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351565,00.html

Here’s a more detailed article (sans alligator picture): http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/headline/metro/5703545.html – Take particular note of the contents of his pockets (allegedly other stuff he stole from the house) and the presence of a second reptile in the car.

There are just so many amazing things about this story that it’s neigh impossible to top.

“I’m way too crazy for Tennessee. Better move to Texas!”