Here it is!
Knowing this place, it was probably the subject of a thread a year ago, but I don’t care. My favorite lines:
Yoda: “Bitches on my dick like Lando on liquor”
Lando Calrission: “Aw, you’re just jealous 'cause my black dick’s thicker.”
C3-P0: “To get my golden shower you must pay a fee / But R2-D2 gives it up for free.”