That Scampi is truly frightening… that music is psycho music! I didn’t realize how loud the volume was on my computers and I almost crapped my pants, man… :mad:
THANKS!!
A young lady with an ample posterior sitting down on the grass in a park and realizing 10 seconds later she sat in a recent pile of dog poop.
The look on my brother’s face when our mother’s cat stepped on the horn ring of his car while he was working under the hood. Well maybe it was the whack of his head hitting the underside of the hood that was really funny.
My cousin Billy slowly sitting into a chair with a couple of pieces of pizza on a plate while watching a football game on TV. The chair had been move back a bit and he realized that at the last moment. The term pizza face was most appropriate at that moment.
A fart let at a perfect moment.
Lobsang, Lady Astor.
Some other Churchill quotes I find amusing:
“Don’t talk to me about Naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.”
Another Churchill story…or two…
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A woman said to him “You sir, are drunk!” to which he replied “Yes madam, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
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He asked a woman if she would sleep with him for 1,000,000 pounds and she said “Yes.” He then asked “Would you sleep with me for 10 pounds?” and she said “No, what kind of woman do you think I am?!?” and he replies “We’ve established what kind of woman you are, now we are just haggling over price.”
A friend of mine told this one to me “All women look the same in the dark.” (Sorry ladies, but it is funny!)
There was that 6 day period that I and about 40 other people convinced a friend of mine he had a stalker…oh that was good!
Something Robin Williams once said “A man has a penis and a brain and not enough blood to operate both simultaneously”
George Carlin on interesting things you could type on a lighted message board hanging in your car’s rear window:
“You drive like old people fuck… slow and sloppy.”