Rule -1: All rules must be positive whole integers.
Rule [symbol]p[/symbol]: Rules cannot be Greek letters either.
Rule ¶: No symbols, punctuation marks, or letters. Only numbers 0 through 9 are allowed.
Rule 0110010: Cut it out, can’t ya!?!?
Rule 49: There will be an award of 6^6 points to the first person to take a picture of Bill Waterson and live.
Rule 50: Any members of the board who have a book reach the New York Times best-seller list get 50 points, provided that they dance the Castle Walk with me.
Rule 51Anyone that claims that they have the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything must first ride a Segway naked through South Compton, which, upon completion, will net 17 points.
The score is now 35 billion to Green.
Rule 52 No flash photography.
Rule 53 Any player found with a frozen chain will be beaten with it by the peron who found them until that person’s arm is tired.
Rule 54: Anyone who reports to the dancefloor within the next 15 minutes gets 5 points.
Rule 55: Rule 54 only applies after 20 minutes have elapsed prior to the offer.
Rule 56: Anyone with a box of “children” cereal gets 20 points, unless it’s Cookie Crisp, in which case they lose 50 points and are paddled.
Rule 57: Rule 58 is to be disobeyed at all times.
Rule 58: Rule 57 is to be obeyed at all times.
Rule 59: Anyone who finds one of the lost works of Menander wins 50 points, and it doubles if they can recite 50 lines of William MacGonagall.
Rule 60: Anyone found to be reciting any more than 2 lines of William McGonagall will be fined 100 points, and will have to snark an applebaiter.
Rule 60: In order to enter the fifth house, all participants are required to read “The Collected Works of Amanda McKittrick Ros”, and write a 500-word essay on them.
Rule 62: I made a mistake, and anyone else who points it out instantly loses the game, and their pants.
Rule 63: Any mistake made by anyone named either Governor or Quinn must immediately be shouted from the rooftops under penalty of perjuring a dead horse.
Rule 64: Ah, they’re 1920’s style “Death Rays.”
Rule 65: Anyone found to mention: pie, opal, deaths rays and gotcha ya will be subject to the punishments in rule 64.
Rule 61: Inquisition.
Rule 67: When the boards fail, all members living on the West Coast get fifty points, all members outside the US get 100 points, and all members in Chicago are sentenced to death by hanging.
Rule 66:In the event that simulposts implement rules with the same rule number, all such simulrules shall be invalid. The rule number shall not be reused.
Rule 66: Rule 66 shall be invalid (See Rule 66).
Rule 67: Rule 66 subsection 6 shall be known as Rule 67.
Rule 67b: Rule 67 shall be known as Rule 67b.
Rule 68: All grommets shall be inserted laterally.
Rule 69: Have fun.