The "Garfield" Where Jon Drinks Dog Semen

I am fortunate that I was not drinking, for I would indeed have sprayed my keyboard. Last Surviving Guindon Fan, I hope you stick around – in addition to liking your user name, I also like the cut of your jib.

[jim davis]

I can live with that.

After all, how much money does the Boondocks guy get from marketing tie-ins? :wink:

[/jd]

That’s because he totally sold out when, in the movie, the vet actually liked Jon.

Yes, I saw the movie. And a little of the 60’s died in me that day.

I saw the movie when I was attending the U of A, because my roommate was watching it, I was probably high and I figured it’d be a fun trip. There’s a couple of hours of my life I wouldn’t mind having back.

I’m ashamed to admit my ignorance, but hey - that’s why I signed up! What’s a swirly?

Bully holds your head in the toilet with your hair in the water and then flushes.
Avoid at all costs.

The english term for this is “bogwash”. Much more graphic, don’t you think? :eek:

So does Fido jizm look like coffee? With lots of cream?

This is my favorite Garfield send-up.

it really says all you need to know about the amount of talent that goes into Garfield when you realize the parody A) has line art nearly indistinguishable from the original and B) is much, much funnier (while still not being all that funny)

Aw, come on, I’ve shat things out of my ass that are funnier than Garfield.

I’d be shocked if Jim Davis still strips by rote. Left butt long ago. The spunk-drinking goddess Garfield’s tepid soul, damn them!

Pointless post, but still better then Garfield.

Just out of curiosity, how many people opened this thread thinking that it would be some sort of bizarro adult parody of Garfield? I was amazed to find out that the OP was talking about a real honest-to-God Garfield strip.

Since you added the qualifier, do you routinely shit things out of other orfices than your ass? :wink:

I didn’t think so. Just to give you the dissenting vote.

I thought it was going to be one of those game threads where people post fictional over-the-top scenarios, where the next post would be something like “Did you see the Family Circus where they found out Billy was a serial murder?”

:confused: Doesn’t everybody?

here it is: Garfield - Season - TV Series | Nick

And here it was, given by HazelNutCoffee in post #36.

I have to say, it really made my day seeing this old thread pop up in my email. And when I had read as far as Miller’s “steamin’ cup of Fido jizz”, I immediately remembered

Still funny.

Only tim314 actually gave the comic, and the link is now dead. Sure, HazelNutCoffee found it, but she didn’t provide us with a way to look at the comic.