The Gauntlet has been thrown! Justin Bieber vs Tom Cruise, in the Octogon... who wins?

Tom by far. Sure, he has issues but I think he’s a genuinely good person too. I haven’t heard bad things about him that don’t involve weirdness. I mean, the Scientology stuff is gross, but he’s in denial over that because he’s such a true believe. What I mean more is that I’ve never heard anyone say he’s anything but unfailingly polite and thoughtful. But his issues make him determined and focused and he’d target on Bieber and pound the crap out of him if he had to.

Plus Cruise has saved several fans from being hurt at various events over the years.

I hate Scientology but I can understand why someone who is at the top of that pyramid scheme would fall for it. I hate Bieber overall just a bit more. Plus he started it. Gotta root for the person who was minding his own business getting called out by a high-as-fuck punk.

Tom would just have to play some Selena Gomez songs and adorn the arena with needles and baggies full of suspicious white powder and let the problem solve itself.

What’s the dirtiest thing Cruise might ever say?

“I was a little hard on the Bieber last night.”

You both need to go your rooms and think about what you’ve done. :mad:

I saw Cruise in The Mummy a fairly recent movie and I was honestly shocked about how in shape he is, probably better shape than most guys half his age. But what also what strikes me about Cruise is he always seems to have this intense mental energy and positivity and puts his all into whatever he is doing.

I think Tom would beat the brakes off poor Bieber.

Another interesting factoid was when Christian Bale played Patrick Bateman in American Psycho he based his persona off of an old interview he saw of T Cruise basically saying he has this nice friendly exterior but a creepy emptiness behind the eyes, I could definitely picture him being kind of a dark personality underneath that veneer of friendliness that he exudes.

Would Tom Cruise really hit a girl?

If he was forced to do it (I don’t think he’d do it voluntarily) – Cruise. He’d do everything humanly possible to win, and I don’t think Bieber would.

I’m in my room. I’ve thought about it. AND I’M SO GLAD!

Cruise - round 1 - hands down.

I’m amazed at how effective Tom Cruise’s PR is. You guys actually believe he is a Hollywood stuntman in great condition because you heard it from internet tabloid coverage. But of course why would anyone think a nutbag cultist would be dishonest? :confused::rolleyes:

Two go in, none come out, we all win!

Cruise.

Tom Cruise is not Tom Cruise because he’s particularly great-looking or a naturally gifted actor, it’s because he’s on the floor of a hotel room somewhere in the world doing push-ups right this second. No matter what else you may think of the man, there’s no denying he’s working almost 24/7.

Did the E-meter tell you that?

I assume the winner then takes on Barack Obama.

While I am not a fan of either of them and hope it ends up a double-TKO, Bieber does box (not professional) and is trained by Mayweather so I’d say that def gives him an advantage there.

He’s also taller and younger with a longer reach. Another two checks in his column. And while Tom does his own stunts Bieber has done world tours where he’s dancing and singing on stage. There is an insane amount of stamina involved in that which is arguably one of the most important things for a boxer to have.

I gotta go with Bieber (reluctantly).

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True Belieber?

Clever monkey!:p:p:p

The jokes literally just write themselves with this story.

Or Oprah Winfrey. On her couch.

I don’t get the love for Cruise. 56 years old is old for combat sports, and Bieber has a height and reach advantage and is in great shape at least as much as Cruise is. He’ll beat the shit out of Cruise.

Everyone talking about what shape either of them are in, remember, they’re both performers. They go to a lot of trouble to look like they’re in great shape. What looks good and what actually works are not necessarily the same thing.