I’ve never understood that idea. I find the penis to generally be great to look at. The only ones that I find somewhat unattractive are ones with a really long foreskin while flaccid.
Hopefully most of them are still attached to their owners! :eek:
Otherwise… a cock doorknob might be an idea…
Nah. If it gets turned too slow, the whole mechanism will swell up and jam the lock.
There is an awesome scene in John Dies at the End when John and Dave are trapped in a basement by a monster. They run up the stairs and in front of their eyes the doorknob turns into a great big monstrous floppy veiny cock, with big hairy balls. One of them looks at the other - now these are monster-killers, you understand, pretty tough young men, who don’t bat an eye at a giant Meat Monster in the basement, and he says, “That door can NOT be opened!”
I lol’ed.
Ugh, I just knew this thread would be an endless parade of contrarian netizens trumpeting their obvious sexuality as if it was an interesting characteristic worthy of notation on their own SDMB trading card.
Huh, in a world which has endlessly procreated to the tune of 7 billion +, we’ve found a woman who likes cock, and a man that appreciates a good pussy. Shocker, that.
So you mean the OP has done a cock-up?
Very cute.
I approve of this quote and know someone who wears the t-shirt.
Are you always this cranky or are we just special?
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UGH, I just knew there would be someone making a random and pointless objection to the endless parade of contrarian netizens trumpeting their obvious sexuality as if it was an interesting characteristic worthy of notation on their own SDMB trading card.
Seminal stuff.
eh, my boyfriend and I both have uglier body parts than our (go)nads.
I assume that my genitals wouldn’t be so ugly if I wasn’t so hard on them all the time.
So you’re a hard-on to your hard-on?
I’ll have to go with Lovecraftian Nightmare for $500, Alex.
I’m straight but, yeah, I am not at all in love with the look of a woman’s external genitalia. Someone upthread used the word ‘squick’, which describes precisely my reaction to viewing it, its layers, its protuberances, and its attendant secretions.
I’ll do pretty much whatever she wants, as long as I don’t have to look at it.
I don’t know bout y’all, but after reading this thread I’m craving a banana and a roast beef sandwich.
Perhaps a roast-beef-and-banana sandwich. On a big sweet bun.
It might be considered slightly over-engineered, I’ll give you that much.
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With nuts…
In all seriousness, roast beef, raisins, and bacon makes a great sandwich.
If my significant other told me this, I’d probably never enjoy sex with him or her again. God, that’s dismal.