I know.
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In all seriousness, roast beef, raisins, and bacon makes a great sandwich.
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Everything is better with bacon. My love of bacon is second only to my love of genitals.
I really don’t like bacon. It smells so much better than it tastes…
…like vagina, I guess. 
i’m sorry, that was vulgar
Mmm… vagina with bacon.
Well would anyone consider bacon beautiful? From a purely aesthetic standpoint, you know, separate from its deliciousness.
Say what now?
I love the look of female genitalia.
On another note
I miss bacon.
New lube flavor?
They look like orchids. Tasting like bacon would be just too much.
I’ve read in a few places that orchids got their name from their resemblance to scrotum. Hmm, A quick look at Wikipedia says it is the root of the plant that looks like testicles.
I’m almost positive there is bacon lube.
Anyway, if it tasted/smelled like bacon, we’d have dogs following us everywhere. It’s embarrassing enough when a dog sticks his nose into your crotch as it is.
Yep, I get that, but I’d be surprised if I am the only one who becomes a little squicked when looking at what seems awfully similar to a damp, wound-like maw. And yes, I know how terrible that sounds, and no, I’m not trying to be sensational, provocative, or worse, insulting.
“Dogs don’t know it’s not bacon!”
Heard you the first time.
Maybe you’re a little bit gay. What do you think of cock?
You wouldn’t even exist if it weren’t for that damp, wound-like maw. But yeah, I hear ya, you no likely the vajayjay. Got it. Duly noted.
Heh. Not even a little bit. 
…as far as I know. :eek:
Not much, but then the only one I ever consider is mine, which is majestic. 
Seriously, I have no positive thoughts on male genitalia either, but I’m not the type it would appeal to anyway.
Oh, I likee. I likee very much. I just no likee the lookee.
Yeah okay
As I advised, my statement was not meant to be an insult. I’m sorry you seem to have taken it as such.