Sorry, Doors, can’t buy that, because when Clinton took office in January 1992, he didn’t get any briefings from the outgoing administration about any terrorism threats, nor any ready-mix plans for fighting al Qaeda, or anything else to indicate that domestic terrorism would be a growing concern for his administration. By all accounts we’ve seen, the administration of George W. Bush did get forewarned about the terrorism threat from the first day of his office, and he still sat on it.
What?!? Bill Clinton stared at a woman’s cleavage? Holy shit, no wonder terrorists flew hijacked airliners into the World Trade Center!
Not so, my frost bitten little friend. The powers-that-be are about to change the signs at the State’s borders from “Welcome to Iowa–a corn field quartered by Interstate Highways,” to “Blow job capital of the Nation–Was it good for you?” 
Ponders this new point of information about Iowa
Hmm combine this new info with the legendary Iowa stubbornness and you’ve got very good definitions of either heaven or hell, depending on how you look at it. Maybe Iowa is an interesting state after all!
Enjoy,
Steven
Per capita, of course.
I’ll never be able to hear this the same way again:
“Oh, there’s nothing halfway
About the Iowa way we treat you
When we treat you
Which we may not do at all.”
Droll.
“Iowa! Yep, we suck!”