You just can’t make this shit up…unless you’re a republican I guess.
If he doesn’t want Girl Scout cookies, I’ll take his share.
Fuck him if he can’t take a joke.
Mmm… lesbian, baby-killing feminist militia cookies! Best served with a tall, cold glass of homo.
So…now it’s a Girl Scout that gets in trouble for eating all the Brownies? (Yeah, yeah. I’ll be over here in my handbasket if you need me.)
The Girl Scouts have been “spared the painful attacks” because they are, so far as I know, not run by a bunch of religious bigots…which, of course, offends the hell out of religious bigots, especially the ones that fear self-confident, free-thinking females. If I’m not being redundant, there.
Also, they have cookies. Mmm…cookies.
Really? I guess I need to start buying their cookies then.
Yep. I think I’ll buy an extra box or two just to show my added support next year.
I usually just stick with the think mints and somoas, but I guess I can try the lesbian, baby-killing, feminist milita cookies.
On second thought, they don’t bake the dead babies right into the cookies, do they?
I worked at a Girl Scout camp for a few summers way back when. I can’t say for baby killing, but lesbians were in no short supply.
This is precisely why I’m happy to support the Girl Scouts. And eat Thin Mints.
Well, to be fair, the leaders of my senior Girl Scout troop were generally acknowledged to be a lesbian couple. However, I mostly remember them teaching us crafts and camping skills. I am neither godless, nor man-hating, nor a lesbian, although I admit to being a feminist and a supporter of abortion rights.
Maybe that’s why they’re so expensive? Dead babies don’t come cheap.
Who do you think first came up with the phrase, “Come to the dark side, we have cookies?”
I now have this image of Girl Scouts goosestepping about camp in formation while doing the marching chant of the soldiers of the Wicked Witch of the West, except in squeaky little-girl voices.
Yo-eee-Yo, YOOOO-OOOH! Yo-eee-Yo, YOOOO-OOOH!
“Are they made from real lesbian babykilling feminist militants?”
Totally underrated movie.
I like your style, sista. Pass me a thin mint.
Well shit, there goes my diet. I’ve avoided Thin Mints for years because for me the box has a serving size of 1, maybe 2 if I hide the other sleeve for a while.
[Elayne Boosler] On the side of the Haagen Dazs pint, it says, “serves four.” Who are THESE people? [/Elayne Boosler]
Won it in three.
I’m picturing more of the fabulous soldiers drilling in formation from Monty Python.
Great, as if I needed a reason to buy more of those!
I swear they must hide the crack in the caramel ribbon of the Samoas