The glistening hunk of love needs to jump through a wall of fire.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Right now, I’m trapped in a hotel room with a beautiful women. Just as we were getting down to business, I threw a bottle of 1921 whiskey into the roaring fireplace in a fit of passion. The bottle just exploded and shot flames onto the floor.

I also got a few bits of glass stuck in my ass but I am a very stubborn man and only wanted sex, sex, sex, and more sex. After doing it 7 or 8 times, I realized that the room is on fire and that I need to do everything I can to save my life.

The door is about 20 feet away but the bed I’m on is surrounded by a 10 foot wall of beautiful-crackling fire. What should I do? Can I jump through the wall of fire and still preserve my damn good looks? Should I send the female through first and see what happens?
-Glistening Hunk of Love

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Think with Portals.

3

Damn! I was just gonna post the same exact thing. I can’t believe it happened to you too.

Moved to MPSIMS.

samclem GQ moderator [sub]who still has nightmares about that evening[/sub]

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:eek: :eek: :eek:

BURN!

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Oh, I intended this to be a GQ. I need to know if it is possible to jump through a wall of fire like in the movies without being badly burnt.
-Glistening Hunk of Love, Not for Long

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I believe so. I’ve done it myself. But whatever you do don’t try it on advice from this thread!

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Get a candle, light it, and try waving your finger through it at various speeds.
If you’re fairly quick about it, say 50 msec or so in the flame, it doesn’t hurt much.
Course, if you’ve just been having sex, you have to worry about your pubic hair too. That’ll flame right up on you.

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Good thing the MPSIMS denizens can give factual information. And, they can have fun about it at the same time.

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I should thnk it depends on whether you’re wearing anything flammable.

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You materialist.

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Gotta go with BG on this one. Such a blatant waste of whiskey deserves nothing less than immolation.

But if you are determined to live, throw the blankets and sheets onto the fire, and dash over the brief interruption in the flame that causes.

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If you are still glistening you will likely be wet enough to get through the flames with just a little steam production. Or you could wrap the likely wet sheets around you and jump through the flames.
On re-read, I second BrainGlutton in post #4.

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Are there still pieces of glass stuck in your ass? Be careful not to cut your lips when you kiss your ass goodbye.