if you have been pointing and laughing at The Anna Nicole Show, you will be familiar, in a horrified, cobra-and-mongoose way, with her fey decorator, Bobby Trendy. Behold his web site, where you will find furnishings that are* too tacky for Anna Nicole Smith*.
A. There’s no such thing as too tacky for Anna Nicole Smith.
B. I perused his sight and, although few and far between, there were some items that didn’t make me gag.
One does wonder, though, who on earth would buy the Cupid’s Chair.
I liked several of his sofas and some of the chairs, especially the Purple Swirl Arm Chair In Belgium Velvet.
“And new in our ever popular French Brothel line…”
Of course, to get the whole glorious “Drag Queen Space Alien Brothel” effect, you have to see and hear Mr. Trendy himself. I do hope he becomes a continuing character on* Anna Nicole*—or, better yet, gets his own show!
Now that’s a band name if I ever heard one!
His prices aren’t all that bad.
Come on, Eve, be honest…wouldn’t one of those look nice on your stoop?
How … sweet … of you to share that with us, Eve.
The high-pitched whining sound in the background is, of course, Charles Rennie Mackintosh turning in his grave.
Y’know, I see one very good thing about it: it appears that every blessed fabric he works with is highly inflammable.
So one fine evening, Anna might be freebasing (come on, you know she’ll get there if she hasn’t already) and destroy his entire oevre. And the damn dog, too.
(Although not her son, who by rights should be growing up someplace very far away from his “mother.”)
Puh-lease. Oxy. If proximity to Bobby Trendy himself hasn’t caused those fabrics to burst into flames, nothing will.
Ouch. Since there is no inducement on the planet (including, but not limited to, methods employed by Chilean secret police) sufficient to make me watch the show, I wasn’t aware of Mr. Trendy’s, um, disposition - I mean, he’s a decorator with frosted hair, but then so are the (slightly) butch Designer Guys.
Speaking of which, anybody checked out that muscle mary who’s got his own show on HG? I think it’s called “With Style,” or some such thing. He’s sort of the love child of Tom of Finland’s Kake and Billy Haines.
Oh, he’s hilarious! I’ve only seen his commercials, but he will always be “Muscle Mary” to me from now on.
Whoa. Are you saying the Designer Guys aren’t gay? Wow. And to think I was going to start a thread asking if they were a couple or not.
JuanitaTech, returning her gay-dar to Nordstrom for a refund.
Juanita, all I said was that they were “(slightly) butch” - that ain’t enough to make 'em straight :D. It just puts them a bit to the right of Paul Lynde. (Oh, all right - quite a bit to the right…but you get my drift.)