Man, for that kinda money I’d fuck everyone and their pet goats/sheep/etc.
Matter of fact the animals could fuck ME
Hell for $25 million pounds I’d fuck Ringo.
Gives the expression “Getting your leg over” a whole new perspective
Ah, yes- the old Back Door Boogaloo.
25 million dollarpounds is a lot of money. For that, I’d star in a televised gangbang with John, George, and Brian Epstein.
Yeah, but during coitus, would you take her leg off or leave it on?
Off so I can caress the stump.
I think that 25 mill is small compensation for putting up with a egotistical glorified jingle writer. But that’s just one man’s opinion.
You northern boys would do that for air-miles.
Not that I plan on banging Ms. Mills, but I’d leave it on in an effort to literally try to screw her leg off.
If you marry for the money, whether in expected future alimony or in lifestyle, never sincerely intending to make the marriage work on the customary person-to-person basis, what’s the difference really?
Maybe so.
He’s only asking because now he’s concerned that he can’t afford me. I have nice teeth. 
(lass => lad) 
And the pirate metaphor is much more apt than the hooker one, IMO.
The difference may be subtle, but it’s certainly there (see above). That is, it might make you a thief, but it wouldn’t make you a prostitute.
Has anyone seen the lid to my can o’ worms?
Something less to get in the way.
Some are slicers, but if they if keep their head down and follow through…
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
How many doubloons, saucy wench? Prepare to be boarded!
And you guys would do it for road miles
If you leave it on, how are you supposed to get her drunk enough?
Yeah, but what about Yoko?
Dunno. She might fuck Ringo for 25 million pounds.