[QUOTE=mswas]
Off so I can caress the stump.
[/QUOTE]
Believe it or not, there’s a whole genre of amputee porn.
I don’t understand it either. But, nowadays, if you had a thing for having sex with goats on fire, you could find a website that would prompt you to specify the breed of goat. (Robert Anton Wilson joke.)
[QUOTE=LilShieste]
So… all wives are hookers?
[/QUOTE]
Which reminds me of a joke:
Couple on their wedding night:
SHE. “I have a confession to make darling”
HE. “Yes, go ahead”
SHE. “I used to be a hooker”
HE. “Well I’m surprised but strangely aroused, tell me more”
SHE. “My name used to be Mick and I played for Leeds Rhinos”
[QUOTE=chowder]
Which reminds me of a joke:
Couple on their wedding night:
SHE. “I have a confession to make darling”
HE. “Yes, go ahead”
SHE. “I used to be a hooker”
HE. “Well I’m surprised but strangely aroused, tell me more”
SHE. “My name used to be Mick and I played for Leeds Rhinos”
[/QUOTE]
Is “hooker” a position in soccer? Or rugby?
Rugby
Who’s going to do the math?
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]
If you leave it on, how are you supposed to get her drunk enough?
[/QUOTE]
Nicely done.
[QUOTE=Martha Medea]
Who’s going to do the math?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7300931.stm
[/QUOTE]
First, I really did search for a thread on this topic before I started this.
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
Believe it or not, there’s a whole genre of amputee porn.
[/QUOTE]
Anything involving asphyxiation? I have a hangman fetish.
[QUOTE=chowder]
Which reminds me of a joke:
Couple on their wedding night:
SHE. “I have a confession to make darling”
HE. “Yes, go ahead”
SHE. “I used to be a hooker”
HE. “Well I’m surprised but strangely aroused, tell me more”
SHE. “My name used to be Mick and I played for Leeds Rhinos”
[/QUOTE]
Heh - nice one! ‘Strangely aroused’ is a phrase used too rarely, I think…
I’m really tired of hearing this about Ms. Mills, and I do wish people would stop calling her a whore.
After all, a whore has the decency to leave afterward and not make herself a nuisance again.
Her right leg, I like. I’ve got nothing against her right leg.
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
Believe it or not, there’s a whole genre of amputee porn.
I don’t understand it either. But, nowadays, if you had a thing for having sex with goats on fire, you could find a website that would prompt you to specify the breed of goat. (Robert Anton Wilson joke.)
[/QUOTE]
Midget amputee sex and we got something.
[QUOTE=Mr. Moto]
I’m really tired of hearing this about Ms. Mills, and I do wish people would stop calling her a whore.
After all, a whore has the decency to leave afterward and not make herself a nuisance again.
[/QUOTE]
Mr. Moto, for once I agree with you completely.
[QUOTE=Sanity Challenged]
Anything involving asphyxiation? I have a hangman fetish.
[/QUOTE]
I did a Google search on “asphyxiation porn.”
686,000 pages of hits. Just in English.
The End Is Near.
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
I did a Google search on “asphyxiation porn.”
686,000 pages of hits. Just in English.
The End Is Near.
[/QUOTE]
FBI Agent:** Mr. Glutten**, we have a record that you’ve accessed certain specific pornographic photos on line, would you please come with us?
[QUOTE=Mangetout]
Her right leg, I like. I’ve got nothing against her right leg.
[/QUOTE]
[Peter Cook]
The trouble is, neither has she.
[/Peter Cook]
The judge in the divorce case didn’t think she had a leg to stand on.
[QUOTE=LilShieste]
So… all wives are hookers?
[/QUOTE]
No, but her constant whinging over how much she should be “paid” for her time with McCartney annoyed me enough to make the connection.
[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew]
[Peter Cook]
The trouble is, neither has she.
[/Peter Cook]
[/QUOTE]
Bravo, sir. Played.
[QUOTE=Gary Kumquat]
Bravo, sir. Played.
[/QUOTE]
It was an obvious feed line.
…Which is code for “The bastard got there before I could.” 
@EddyTeddyFreddy. True. So the poor little lying golddigger has to get by on a beggarly few million quid. I weep for her.