Believe it or not, there’s a whole genre of amputee porn.
I don’t understand it either. But, nowadays, if you had a thing for having sex with goats on fire, you could find a website that would prompt you to specify the breed of goat. (Robert Anton Wilson joke.)
Which reminds me of a joke:
Couple on their wedding night:
SHE. “I have a confession to make darling”
HE. “Yes, go ahead”
SHE. “I used to be a hooker”
HE. “Well I’m surprised but strangely aroused, tell me more”
SHE. “My name used to be Mick and I played for Leeds Rhinos”
Is “hooker” a position in soccer? Or rugby?
Rugby
Who’s going to do the math?
Nicely done.
First, I really did search for a thread on this topic before I started this.
Anything involving asphyxiation? I have a hangman fetish.
Heh - nice one! ‘Strangely aroused’ is a phrase used too rarely, I think…
I’m really tired of hearing this about Ms. Mills, and I do wish people would stop calling her a whore.
After all, a whore has the decency to leave afterward and not make herself a nuisance again.
Her right leg, I like. I’ve got nothing against her right leg.
Midget amputee sex and we got something.
Mr. Moto, for once I agree with you completely.
I did a Google search on “asphyxiation porn.”
686,000 pages of hits. Just in English.
The End Is Near.
FBI Agent:** Mr. Glutten**, we have a record that you’ve accessed certain specific pornographic photos on line, would you please come with us?
[Peter Cook]
The trouble is, neither has she.
[/Peter Cook]
The judge in the divorce case didn’t think she had a leg to stand on.
No, but her constant whinging over how much she should be “paid” for her time with McCartney annoyed me enough to make the connection.
Bravo, sir. Played.
It was an obvious feed line.
…Which is code for “The bastard got there before I could.” 
@EddyTeddyFreddy. True. So the poor little lying golddigger has to get by on a beggarly few million quid. I weep for her.