…there’s no bad news.
You’re obviously not sitting in my office atm…
YAY!!!
Wow! That really is good news 
I was starting to get worried…
Thanks for reassuring us!
But there isbad news–there’s no good news. So let’s not get too excited here.
I have good news for you and bad news. The good news is that there is no bad news. The bad news is that the good news is false. And I have extra special good news for you – the bad news is false.
Gno gnus is good gnus.
TopazAntares, you made my head hurt.
Don’t worry… it made my head hurt when I first saw it in the paper today too… which is why I didn’t think about it again till I saw this thread