The GOP Banghazi/Anti-ERice Stupidity...it Burns!!

…and zee goggles, zey do nothing!

Seriously, fucking John McCain, Lindsey Graham, and Kelly Ayotte continuing this bizarre anti Susan Rice crusade over perfectly reasonable comments she made is fucking sickening.

“Oh Noez!! She caan not be Secretary of State because she didn’t instantly say it was a terrorist attack. I mean she didn’t say those exact words…”

Christ on cracker, because A) It was five fucking days after the attack is the time frame they are focusing on…on a talk show; B)She used the notes that the CIA gave her, that specifically left out the possible terrorist involvement, because, you know security concerns and stuff; 3) She even said that it was an attack based on radicals taking advantage of the situation; and 4) She said it was all very preliminary.

So shut the fuck up, concern yourselves whit finding out who did t, how it can be prevented and stop playing those fucking political games.

Go yell at some clouds you stupid fucks.

On the other hand, “we don’t want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud” is a perfectly acceptable use of intelligence by a potential Secretary of State.

There are people, even among us, who would read those two posts and blink with confusion, wondering whatever could be the problem.

But what about Obama sitting in his lair and laughing at the live streaming video of Real American Patriots being killed while he stroked his white fluffy cat?

<Raises eyebrow>

Oh, not at all where I though you were going with that.

This is an outrage! Why hasn’t Obama given the American people any information on this new cat?

They’ve been hushing it up. The cat was born Persian.

OMG! Even the CAT is Muslim!!!

Wasn’t that Cheney?

It just gets worse. TPM wonders if this is the dumbest thing John McCain’s ever said:

Right. It’s just so strange that we would know more about a SEAL Team 6 mission that the President oversaw the planning of for a year and was monitoring in real time than we do about an unexpected, chaotic attack by a Libyan terrorist group at a US consulate.

I think the only inappropriate thing about the Benghazi affair was how before the bodies were even cold, Romney had to sprint to a microphone and start masturbating about it.

Can I ask a question. She was Ambassador to the UN correct? So why the fuck is she being treated like she was an expert on the situation and should have known all of the details instead of the reality that she was just reading the cuecards the administration made for her?

She lied! To the American people! It wasn’t the Libyan People’s Liberation Front, it was the People’s Front for the Liberation of Libya!

The CIA gave those to her, not the administration. She was the one chosen. Get over it.

Get over it? I think my fellow Pubs are idiots for raking her over the coals for something she had no personal knowledge of. Maybe you should read for understanding before assuming Republican = disagreeing with your view.

I mistook what you said as taking issue with her competence as a spokesperson. Hug?

I got what you were saying, but your phrasing offered an opening for ambiguity you didn’t actually intend. For instance, “cue cards” is kinda suggestive, like she was parroting something she didn’t actually believe.

Hold it right there! There will be no, repeat, NO hugging in the Pit!

Sorry, I forgot where I was. Hug?

Big monstrous painful rib-cracking bear-hugs, the kind that lead to punctured lungs? Those are still okay, right? (Opening hairy ape-like arms REAL WIDE…)