The Grapist just wants to love!

Let us all join hands, come together in True Straight Dope Brotherhood, & agree among ourselves that The Grapist has flying monkeys coming out of his ass.

This post has been made to describe surreaestate by the SurRealtor.

This post has been urinated on by… ummm… pretty much everybody.

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And if that ain’t a waste of resources …

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And please let it be known that I arbor no ill feelings toward the Grapist.

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Thissssss posssssst hasssss been copied by Gollum.

My precioussssssssssss.

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This post has been quoted by the guy who knows that the only time the third item on the list is “Hi Opal” is when the list consists of exactly three items! This dates back to a contention by Opal that two items do not constitute a list, which led people who were listing two things to include “3) Hi Opal!” as item three to satisfy her requirement. It later was corrupted into making an Opal reference the third item regardless of the overall length of the list.

This explanation was explained by someone describing himself with a word that he isn’t sure exists, the Pedanticist!

A real Pedanticist would look it up.

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This post is yellow because the Bum pist.
(Morse the pity.)

I’m telling you, the grapist is going to become a SDMB legend. His star burned brightly, but for a short period of time.

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