All the grapist wanted was a little respectrum.
It’s bee-yooo-tifull. 
Sorry, no pun. Well, no pun INTENDED! HA!
A bunch of grapes is darn hard to do in ASCII art. Probably wouldn’t have been any good anyway…
You’re all driving me grape-nuts.
(I feel so dirty now)
Do you happen to wear a Timex when you sleep? Because in your nightmarish coding you refer to the color between blue and violet as “indiglo” every single time … 
Ok, I have to say it… I kind of liked the Grapester. His schtick was just off-kilter enough to make it amusing.
At least for a while.
I bet the Grapist never had a date.
Did you figure that one out on your own?
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Okay, now that was impressive. 
BTW, what’s with all these trolls raisin’ hell lately?
Bzzzzt! Repetition. Sorry, dude, you blue it.
You’re all a bunch of very smart eggheads. Look at what you’ve eggplanted in my brain.
Gee, there goes my purples-ful posting career. You’d think you guys would be grape-ful, having a poster of my colour-bre around. Buncha maroons.
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I do happen to wear a Timex. It’s strange, the “indiglo” color (really black) kinda looked purplish on the gray background. I guess I need to go back and rewrite my post.
Or not. Someone might kill me if I posted that again.
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That post reminded me of that dot candy.
I imagine he had one of those sloping ChroMatic foreheads.
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You guys are so hue-larious with your off-color jokes, but at least you have good intintions!