The Great Dalek Race of 1979

TBH the exact year is a bit iffy, but here’s the story!

The Australian National Science Fiction convention was to be in Melbourne, and as one of the fun events they put on a Dalek race. The BBC had published plans on how to build one that a person could ‘wear’ and move around in. I don’t remember how these plans were distributed (pre-internet days of course) but we in the Sydney Science Fiction Foundation got hold of them and determined to compete.

The basic idea what a Dalek-shaped shell, the top half could be lifted off so the pilot could get in and out, and the grill was flyscreen so they could see out. The bottom rim had trolley caster wheels on it so they could push it around and change direction. The arms and head-gun were I think just painted broomsticks or something.

It was to be built in the backyard workshop of one of our parents; as an engineer he quickly decided the design was hopeless and needed more mobility in particular! He ended up building the thing on the frame of a tricycle, that had pedals directly attached to the front wheel.

Once built we moved onto the testing phase; I and a then-friend who I’ll call G were the selected candidates for the pilot position (being young and male), to see who could move it the fastest. I failed the audition as I pushed the pedals too hard initially and they spun in place, the poor Dalek hardly moved at all. G however took more care and the Dalek took off like a shot! Not such a bad thing as G was after all a state champion swimmer and pretty fit at the time.

Somehow we got the thing down to Melbourne, I forget that detail too. So the great day dawned! From what we could see everyone else had stuck to the BBC plan and I guess was banking on their pilot to push theirs the fastest on the little castors they all used.

They’d laid out a course in IIRC a carpark somewhere, the contestants had to get to a goal and then back to the start line the fastest. In the middle was an obstacle course, so maneuverability was part of the test.

And they’re off! G shot out to the lead while the others were just getting going, bumping into each other (visibility was VERY poor!) and so on. By the time the second runner got to the obstacle course G had reached the goal and was on his way back! As inevitable as the sunrise, they met in the middle of the obstacle course - neither could get past the other. We in the Sydney support group started calling out “Shoot him now! Shoot him now!” … the rest of the crowd, mostly Melbourne supporters, looked around at each other - what do they mean ‘shoot’? There was no weaponry in the BBC plans?

No, but there was weaponry in our Dalek! G took a minute or two to prepare and arm it, while we called out again “Shoot him now! Shoot him now!” Concern rising in the others.

Then G got everything together inside, and fired! A stream of cold whiteness shot out of one arm of our Dalek, a direct hit! The enemy Dalek fell back in confusion and despair, and our guy was through for an epic win … you see, we’d had the foresight to use an aluminium pipe (I think from an old vacuum) for one of the arms and had secreted a fire extinguisher inside, for just such an eventuality.

Sadly so far as I know no film was taken of the great day.

Well, it beats the whole “put it in the curry” skit.

Further information about George the Bankstown Dalek.

http://home.netspeed.com.au/reguli/daleksdownunder.htm

Here are pictures of a Dalek my wife, my daughter, and I built for her to wear for Masquerade at Arisia 2010. (scroll down to 343 to 348)

I built it on wheels so it could move easily across the floor, but they were pretty small wheels so they wouldn’t show, so I’d hate to race in this thing. It was also built to be easily to assemble and disassemble in a hurry. I’ve still got the framework (with the wheels)

I’m sorry, but your story has left me deeply disappointed.

For I too once made a dalek, and challenged my little brother..In 1967, we had just moved to a new house.I was 10, he was 6. The dalek was a cardboard box ( left by the movers), tipped on its side. No wheels, no grill, no flyscreen, no BBC-published plans.
Though, importantly, it did have a broomstick (unpainted)..

But, unlike you, both me and my little brother knew the proper rules for playing dalek.
So we did not yell “shoot now!”.

We shouted "EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!
:slight_smile:

I was a toddler in '79 but I think I must have seen a Dalek epidode at the time (my dad was a fan) since I can’t remember a time I wasn’t viscerally terrified by them. They certainly occupied an outsized section of my fear lobe for a long time. I also though they were DahR-leks until my teens.

But the OP reminds me is that I always thought of Daleks seeing kids scoot around in those hoop baby walker thingys. “Jngl, take that wastebasket off your brother. Right. Now.” At least, we used to see the walkers before they wiped out a generation of children at the bottom of the basement stairs, to hear some tell it.

Not the whole generation. Some survived the rolling walker stage to later have their final playdate with lawn darts.

Look, I’m sure that was a cry from all the onlookers! Being ~45 years ago the memory’s a bit fuzzy, as the documentary evidence @don_t_ask provided proves.

But we who knew the armament secret were keen to see it employed - we weren’t disappointed!

Worlds largest gathering of daleks and I was there! My 2 oldest sons were supposed to join in with costumes we’d made, but they got scared by all the lifesize daleks!