I’m seeing quite a few decent suggestions here, but nothing has gotten more than 3 votes at best, yet.
I like all these. Curse you **Marley23 **for stealing my entry!
How bout Aye Aye Czar!
I’m waiting for the poll to be set up with the finalists.
If Chuin vetoes Master of Czinanju, then I vote for this one.
Annnnd it looks like our Resident Moderating Wombat has taken that suggestion…!
Mod of the gaps
Enjoy,
Steven
Smell my wrath
Banned Aide
Don’t Make Me Angry
Hulk Smash!
Sock Puppetmaster
I vote for Smooth and the Illudium ones - I think the Illudium one is hilarious, but if I had to vote for one, go with Smooth…
I think these are the top choices so far(edited to fit the 30 character limit)-
Chicken of Bristol
Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space
Master of Czinanju
He’s a Smooth
Chilled Arrogant Bastard
Have Goat, Will Travel
Moderator? I hardly knew 'er!
Your Friendly Neighborhood
Master of the Czarcastic
Will this list do for the poll?
Neutron
Moderator
Works for me.
WIN!
Someone’s going to have to explain the Bristol Chicken to me though. Apparently I missed it the first time around.
Respect My Authority
It comes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It’s a mythical animal Sir Robin nearly defeated. But in reference to Czarcasm…
Unless something spectacularly brilliant and/or insane and/or stupid pops up in this thread overnight, I’ll probably start a poll containing the list of nine I gave earlier, tomorrow.
Czargasm
Okay, i just really wanted to say that and had no real chance ever to use it. But it’s what I think when I glance at your name. Why not just add to the subversion for everyone else? 
I was thinking along the same lines…
Sometimes Guilty of Premature Czargasms
I don’t think so.