The Great Outage

First, let’s acknowldge that the presence of a more serious or daunting emergency does not vitiate the existence of a lesser one – that is, a broken ankle may be fairly described as a “emergency,” while a car crash with fatalities is also an emergency, and a plane crash with 200 fatalities is yet a third emergency. Ome may not dismiss the ankle as failing the qualifications of “emergency,” merely because greater emergencies exist.

That said, a server crash or a denial of service attack that interrupts the business function of a message board is certainly an emergency with respect to the technical support staff assigned to the board’s upkeep. Emergency, in this sense, refers to a situation requiring immedaiate address by qualified personnel.

I understand D’Aconia’s impulse to puncture the sense of importance that some folks here have about this board, especially given its hostility to him. But, **D’Aconia/b]: “it’s a foolish man that builds his house upon the sand.” You cannot rest this line of attack on the claim that “emergency” is not a fair word to describe the event.

Yes, with respect to the technical staff. For the record, I certainly did not intend to disparage them or the work they do.

With respect to the users, I think that the use of the word “emergency” to describe a message board outage is a bit over the top. YMMV.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=19286459#post19286459 heres whats going on on my return and yes I was there as I had been a member right after aol dumped the straight dope (along with all the cool “hub stuff”

I know nobody likes it when new people insert themselves into the…errr…(the polite word is) conversation, but Jeez-oh-Pete! You don’t need an ‘enemy board’ to come in and sabotage you, you are doing a mighty fine job of that yourselves. If there is indeed an enemy board out there somewhere, and they are reading this thread, they have won.

…the fuck are you talking about?

Understand the procedure now? Just stop a few of their machines and radios
and telephones and lawn mowers. . . . Throw them into darkness for a few hours, and then just sit back and watch the pattern.

D’Anc is one of the boards genuine idiots. I don’t mean that in the way most people do, which is “They don’t agree with me, therefore they’re stupid.” He’s startlingly dumb even on purely non-partisan, non-controversial subjects. Here’s a thread where he demonstrates that the complexities of autocorrect are totally beyond his intellectual grasp.. Fun starts with post 164.

Ramira, on the other hand, is wicked smart. So I’m not sure what her excuse for this thread is.

That’s 'cause . . . they’re made of meat, right?

CMC fnord!

That was when tying an onion to your belt was the latest fashion. :smiley:

I was nightshadea back then and my minor claim to fame was winning the "dumbest painful accident you’ve had " thread at the time