How about Sir Loin?
Or The Night Mayor?
Nahhhhhh. Chicken of Bristol.
(Man, I’ll bet the poor guy is sorry he started this.)
I have a question for evilbeth: Would that be Chicken of Bristol, or The Chicken of Bristol?
Howabout…Tyrone Boogie Watson the Third
Well, much as I’m leaning towards Chicken of Bristol and Slythe, I made a promise to myself that I’d suggest the following two names: Snerheb and Futsu. Don’t ask where they came from. 
For more deity names: how about Balder or Queszalcoatl?
How about the following
oxymoron
Excessiveness Tounge (The number of S’s kick ass)
Great Dead Mind
Green Menace
Hand of Fate
You Hatefilled Man
Was A Patsy
Me The People
Poetic Justice
Grimmy Reaper
Goiter Loiter
I saved the best for last, this one is a good one! How about…
Czarcasm
If anyone has suggested these before or if they have any of my examples as a username, please excuse me.
How about: “Bloombergs’s Brother-in-law”…
…or “Contestant #4”…
I must say that I really like the suggested Czarcasm as a username, and it does seem to have that slight tone of imperiousness necessary for a moderator!
I agree. Czarcasm just SHOULD be a mod!
Nice ta see ya, Krispy. Thought you might get a kick out of this.
Czarcasm does have a nice ring to it, but unless a groundswell of support comes in (hint, hint!!), it looks like Chicken of Bristol could be the winner.
I must say Czarcasm sounds good.
I hear Chicken of Bristol and I think of Bristal Farms.
Czarcasm!
Czarcasm!
Czarcasm!
Now that’s a good name!
I’ve always liked the name Tempest. Of course, with 10000+ users, I’d be surprised if that name wasn’t taken already.
Yeah, just call me Manos for short.
If you’re looking for something that sounds more dignified, there’s always “Ozymandius”. It certainly carries the necessary arrogance. You could cow newbies and be mocked by the literati (then edit out their sly jibes). Subtract 1/2 vote from Chicken of Bristol and 1/2 for Ozymandius. Or not.
That would be “and add 1/2 for ‘Ozymandius’”. Or maybe that funny word that starts with a “P”; now, what was it…oh, yeah, “Preview”!
I say he changes his name to Archimedian Point.
I like Czarcasm!!!
…otherwise… I’m thinking Phallicman!
Czarcasm gets my vote, if you must change. I’m particularly partial to the name you already have, though. It makes me think of the Lewis Carroll thing, too.
Czarcasm.
Wish I’d thought of it.