I’m voting for Czarcasm.
First off, you people with the Czarcasm name–get outta here! You can have the next one–I almost got this puppy wrapped up!
slythe, darling, you may call yourself The Chicken of Bristol if you like or the original Chicken of Bristol. I will be devoted to you no matter which you choose!
Ayesha–I never stopped loving you! Of course, now that you’ve voted for my name, I love you even more!
Now, Twisty, you know I love you! And I promise to be more vigilant about the whole cyberbitch thing from now on. Of course you realize that this means more Duran Duran postcards?
Now, if I count correctly (there’s a first time for everything), I see that there are roughly 34-35 votes for Chicken of Bristol (or The Chicken of Bristol)
Not a bad turnout!
I’d like to thank some people for voting (even if our esteemed moderator decides to choose another, not-so-clever name…):
Crunchy Frog–for the suggestion!
Geobabe
Tzel
Coldie
tater
blur
spooje
Spoofe
Tansu
Twisty
dantheman
Zumba The Cat
Osip
don Jaime
Tommy the Cat
Jimmy Nipples–I secretly love you too! 
Bunny Girl
Green Bean
Sterling North
Cantrip
Balance– >smooch<
broccoli!
Dinsdale
Tymp
IJGrieve
TVeblen
Ukulele Ike
Ayesha
evilskippy
Upham
Tabithina
woolly
jmullaney
and Kat–even though she’s just leaning!
And a special thanks goes to Oicu812 for wishing me the honorary title even if he/she did not vote for my name!
Oh, I’m sorry, was this slythe’s thread?
Yes! I like Czarcasm much better than Bristol Farms Chicken (or whatever - LOL). I officially change my vote (and promise not to change it again) to Czarcasm.
Is it too late to vote?
slythe, I urge you to go with Chicken of Bristol – and not just because I feel the need to suck up to evilbeth. Personally, I think CoB is an elegant name that is intimidating enough to fit a moderator with such awesome powers as yourself.
Shayna dear, you obviously don’t know how important this is to evilbeth. She offered the name to me when I was going to change names and things were taking a Monty Pythonesque turn in the suggestions. I teased her by posting that I was deciding between Chicken of Bristol and my current username.
Since then, she has offered the name to almost everyone who’s asked for ideas and been rejected everytime. This is her best chance (as many people seem to be voting for it) and it would be for a moderator no less!
Anyway, that’s the story behind why evilbeth is rooting for this name so badly, just in case anyone was interested.
evilbeth I’m sure you want bad, but I do as well.
Thank you Shayna for changing your vote and thank the rest of you who are voting for Czarcasm.
Slythe, I emplore you to choose Czarcasm.
Thank you all so far.
There seems to be a misunderstanding here.
I’m not picking my new name. You are.
Whichever one gets the most votes by 10pm Friday, folks. 
Czarcasm Rocks!
Slythe, I’m new to you and new to all this.
People, don’t let this one slip by him!
Yep. This snippet definitely deserves to be inspiration for Slythe’s new name.
Accordingly, I’m voting for “Personally Wet Himself”.
I retract my earlier suggestions and hereby officially endorse Czarcasm as slythe’s new name.
It’s a great name! Sorry, evilbeth.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa… hold on there people. You can’t take back a vote. There’s no “do-over’s” in a poll. You clicked your name, you punched your (eeep! dare I say it…) chad, it’s done. Finito. Now you just have to wait and see what happens and hope more people vote for Czarcasm instead of Chicken of Bristol. I realise this is up to (the currently nicked) Slythe to decide, but I say once you voted - you voted.
punk snot dead,
broccoli!
I’VE GOT IT!
Rooster of bristol!
Think a moment people. Do you want to see “IMHO: Moderated by Chicken of Bristol” on the front page?
Do you want to see calming exhortations framed with [moderator head on] / [moderator head off]?
Do you want to see [edited to fix link, 7.01 by Chicken of Bristol] inserted into your very own posts?
I think you do. I know I do. If not for yourself, vote for the fair city of Bristol. And the chickens.
Tiki tiki tim bon nosa rom bon poly boly ichy pit pery pin bon
ChickenoftheSea then?
CharlieTuna?
hmmmmmm
SlipperyWhenWet?
I vote for “Chicken of Bristol”
Moderate This!
The Buck (stops here)
**Judge Erudite
Judge Tumult
slythe 2.0
**
if you want a Python reference, how about
**Mr. Neutron
The Larch
**
or just
Monty?
Slythe: what a beautiful set of names to choose from. You must feel very special right about now. A few to add to the hopper:
OozingBubo
’taint
PiltdownSummit
OneTinyThinMint
SemenTMixer
WillieGarage
Good luck, we’re counting on you. The longer you wait the harder it will be to choose. A this mid-life crises stage, a new handle is certainly cheaper, safer, and less of a cliche than a new red sports car.
Cecil’s bitch
ehtyls
nudge nudge
knowwhatImeanVerne?
Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity
The Great and Powerful Mod
slythe’s evil twin
Oh, and you have my respect if you understood my suggestion a few posts up.
Why don’t you close off the suggestions and open a new thread for voting on either Chicken of Bristol or Czarcasm? That would be the final vote (think of this thread as the primary!), no changing, no new suggestions.
But if you don’t, my vote is for Czarcasm. (Sorry, evilbeth, I appreciate your crusade, but I think Czarcasm suits a mod better. Hey! Why don’t YOU change your name to Chicken of Bristol? What’s stopping you?)