I continue to see more Dopers standing in clusters, so I keep fashioning huge bowling balls out of snow and rolling them and shouting “Zastupnik!” I also roll a kid’s wagon, with big wheels so it won’t get bogged down in the snow, containing a big Thermos full of hot cocoa, and a plastic bag containing styrofoam cups and napkins. 
My targets yell a quick “Thanks!” and roll the empty wagon back.
runs by singing “Roses are blue, violets are red, this Calvinball was meant for your HEAD!” and smacks dougie up side the head with a snow Calvinball
::hands Legomancer a hot buttered rum then helps him clear the snow from his hat::
Cheerio ol’ pal!
::skips away merrily, head tilted back catching snowflakes on her tongue::
::nearly bumps into dougie_monty then hands him the last few pieces of cinnamon toast to dunk in his hot cocoa::
Huge fluffy snowball lobbed at agentfroot. PLOP!
I note a warm spot on the ground…I don’t know why it’s there. Slush! I take a page from Bill Cosby’s album Revenge! and fashion a normal-sized slush-ball. Hastur is facing away. I draw a bead on the back of Hastur’s head and go into a full wind-up like Nolan Ryan and let the slush-ball fly. Instead of “Zastupnik!” I treat Hastur like Junior Barnes and holler, “You gunky!” 
runs over to dougie and gives him a face wash
After standing stunned for about three hours after TVGuy hit me with a snowball, I charge into the fray with a huge snowball and peg it directly at dougie’s head, screaming garble the whole way.
takes a shovel load of snow and puts it down Blunty’s pants and runs away giggling
tackles Hastur , giggling like a maniac
“Laugh now, huh? I wanna hear you LAUGH!!!”
takes advantage of the distraction brought on by the snowball fight to rearrange everyone’s Christmas reindeer into sexually compromising positions
rearranges the men in compromising positions and sets himself under them
digs herself out of the snow
Hey! Who shook that branch?!?
Gahh. It’s cold now. Brrrrr.
chases after Washte with arms full of snow
Come back!!! I’ll get you dammit! Bwahahahahaha!
me shakes a full tree onto Blunty and runs off giggling
hands on hips, toe tapping
ALL RIGHT YOU NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!
I must insist that you stop all this snowball foolishness right now. This is very dangerous behavior!! Someone could get hurt, I mean good heavens, you could hit someone in the eye and do some real damage.
Not to mention putting snow down pants and shirts and such.
That could lead to touching each others bodies, and we all know where that could lead!!! Yes indeedy!!!:eek:
Why not all come inside and play a nice game of checkers?? Doesn’t that sound like a good idea???
Sneaks up behaind Runadhoc with big grin and evil intent…
: turns the hose on Runadhoc :
So much for the voice of reason…
My upcoming snowball / wedgie combo surprise tactic has now been wasted 
But it’s not going to stop me doing it anyway
After the “face wash,” I fashion another beach-ball size snow ball, complete with three holes made with my fist. I calculate the path toward Hastur and holler “Zastupnik!” again. I get behind the snow bowling ball and give it a mighty shove, with Hastur right in its path.
Immediately after that, I fashion two ordinary snowballs and sneak up on Captain Blunty, and Lady Juliet, and, before they have time to react, I pull the back of their slacks outward and drop the snowball in. Then I run like hell.