The Great Wall of Vagina. A NSFW guy's thread.

[Chronos]

I really hope that the molding compound he uses is something that’s kind to mucus membranes.

[Oslo_Ostragoth]

@Slithy_Tove

What the fuck, here’s a terrible joke:

“Dad, what do a woman’s private parts really look like?”

“Well…before or after making love?”

“I don’t know… Before?”

“Before making love she’s truly beautiful there, like a young rose with dew on its petals.”

“OK, then what about after?”

“After? Uh, well… Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?”

God help me, I laughed out loud. It still makes giggle to picture a bulldog eating mayonnaise.

[VinylTurnip]

@AngelSoft

So…are we supposed to pick out which one looks like ours? XD Cause that might be a fun game to see what the most popular ‘design’ is lol.

I’m disqualified, but if given a choice I think I’d prefer one of those “manta ray” models over the “deflated airbag” ones. At least try to pose for the camera, ladies.

[zoid]

@VinylTurnip

I’m disqualified, but if given a choice I think I’d prefer one of those “manta ray” models over the “deflated airbag” ones. At least try to pose for the camera, ladies.

Are we talking “I’m a pretty girl” pose, or “Watch how far I can shoot this ping-pong ball” pose?

[lieu]

I feel like a baby elephant following momma across the salt pan.

[ducati]

@Drunky_Smurf

I wonder if you’d get in troubles if you walked up and just started licking them.

Shirley they taste like something…

@Jman

I think the one in Panel 1, row 3, 6 from the left is my college girlfriend.

Mine too!

[Arrendajo]

Panel 5 #20 is to die for.

[GargoyleWB]

@lieu

I feel like a baby elephant following momma across the salt pan.

Oh dear Og, this made me lose it

[billfish678]

@Oslo_Ostragoth

God help me, I laughed out loud. It still makes giggle to picture a bulldog eating mayonnaise.

I read that as bullFROG.

Not sure if that is better or worse.

[voltaire]

There’s a Nirvana song title that describes Panel 5 #15.

[Blackberry]

@voltaire

There’s a Nirvana song title that describes Panel 5 #15.

Well don’t keep us non-Nirvana fans in suspense.

[Simple_Linctus]

I assume he’s meaning heart shaped box, but I have to point out there’s a few nirvana songs that could describe some of these pics. I was going to list some but then I realised that almost every third nirvana song could describe a vagina.

[eschereal]

@Simple_Linctus

I assume he’s meaning heart shaped box, but I have to point out there’s a few nirvana songs that could describe some of these pics. I was going to list some but then I realised that almost every third nirvana song could describe a vagina.

Something in the way
Yeah
Something in the way

[Bumbershoot]

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see

[eschereal]

@Troppus

But surely you fellas can find the good spot now, right?

I walked into a small convenience store where a young woman doing something around the shelves said to me, “Can I help you find something?” I glanced around the tiny place, looked her in the eye and asked, “What do you have that might be, um, difficult to find?”

[voltaire]

@Simple_Linctus

I assume he’s meaning heart shaped box, but I have to point out there’s a few nirvana songs that could describe some of these pics. I was going to list some but then I realised that almost every third nirvana song could describe a vagina.

Yes, I’ll concede the point about how lots of Nirvana songs could describe some or all of the specimens (some quite hilariously, others more crudely), but Panel5 #15 is Heart Shaped Box incarnate.

[Guinastasia]

Which one is #15? Do you count left to right? Then start at the left again, or go to the right?

Panel 8, Row #2, second from the left. WTF – there’s like, nothing there.

Oh dear god, Panel 3, Row #3, first one on the left. Serious dicktoris there.
(That plaster must have been a bitch to wash off)

[Blackberry]

@Guinastasia

Panel 8, Row #2, second from the left. WTF – there’s like, nothing there.

Yeah. Do men like that?

[Troppus]

@Blackberry

Yeah. Do men like that?

Aww, Blackberry, of course they do! It’s what’s inside that counts.

[Dickerman]

According to the About page, there are some transgendered men included.