You so be one of the first.
To be fair, Real CNN calls them Casey and Caylee.
Unless this is a whoosh, I’m unclear on the distinction.
Morons. Everyone knows it should be “The bestest news…”
May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?
I always thought it was, “May I mumble dogface to the banana patch.”
A common mistake. The correct form is “the greater news than any other network.”
no, the correct way to say it is: “teh grebtest news lol!!1”
I find this offensive. I happen to like Tater Tots, now whenever I eat them I will be reminded of dead children. Way to ruin a tasty treat! Now I will have to think of some other name for them like Tater Buckeyes.
Cnn: “all ur n00z r bel0ng 2 us!”
Real CNN refers to them by name, usually.
CNN’s Headline News (more specifically, that Nancy Grace Network… I swear this woman is always on, and ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT THE TOT MOM) uses “tot mom” more often than… well, yeah.
I think the quote is actually “the most viewers than any other network” or soemthing like that, but the point is the same. They show this ad spot all the time and I can’t believe no one at CNN has caught it yet. It’s so grammatically awful that even if I’m not listening to the TV it always catches my attention.
Dude, it’s CNN. Did you actually expect intelligence out of them?
Or incorrectly. 
Kidding.
Seriously, though, I’m going to look that one up. (Yes, it’s okay to end sentences with prepositions when necessary.)
Oh please. It’s a perfectly cromulent slogan.