I must have this.
Words fail me.
Of course, I decided to search for other gas-powered accessories. Having been to several ChiDopes, I laughed at some of the long-running jokes about certain gas-powered accessories and their application.
Google has never failed me. It did not fail me this time.
I’m going to go scrub my eyes now and then drink a lot of whisky and pretend I never did that search.
There’s a Cabela’s superstore about 15 miles from my house. I have seen this miracle appliance with my own eyes. It is every bit as majestic as you might imagine.
A god. Bring that thing to a Dopefest and you’d be a god.
Of course, after using it for a while, you might get the urge to have it bored and stroked. Then, of course, you’d have to put in a full race cam. That would necessitate a big, thirsty, Holley 4-flusher…
The mind boggles!