Polycarp, this wasn’t one of your evil doings, was it?
Someone once mentioned Vlad the Ungovernable
Just remembered the name of one of those guinea pigs/hamster :
Titounette.
I think this one was killed by Iris, the cat. Take that ** ETF ** 
john…paul… george… ringo…
I don’t know… Every time I visit Chicago I stop by the Tomb of the Unknown Hamsters. Always brings a tear to my eye.