The hamsters

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I mentioned the hamsters and how they eat posts to Mrs Princhester.

Now she wants to know: what are their names, and respective personalities?

2

The hamsters are named Alvin, Simon, and Theodore.

3

There has to be one named Nibbles.

Who else will chew through my ballsack? :wink:

4

Actually, those chipmunks were just a cover up story.
The hamsters don’t have names. It makes it easier for them to get their job done without shedding tears over their casualties.

I guess they believe that’ll make their victims more prone to terror… How would i know?
Just wait till you hear that awful, crunching/chewing noise in the dark.

5

Apparently the names of two of them are Sparky and Harvey the Wonder Hamster.

6

Three of them, veterans all, are named Ham, Shem, and Boopsie.

7

I thought they were Larry, Moe and Squirrelly?

8

The most famous one is called Hampster. People talk about him all the time.

9

Shadrach, Meschach, Abednego, and Rudolph

10

I’m pretty sure their last name is Damn, 'cause it’s always “the Damn Hamsters” this and “the Damn Hamsters” that.

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Thought I would share that with you :

In one South American country (I think it’s Ecuador, but I’m not sure) they eat fried hamsters. They fried them in different oils and at different temperatures to make them tastier.

Yum.

Hey: I found it! http://www.globetrekkertv.co.uk/destination_guide/south_america/ecuador_and_the_galapagos_islands/guinea_pig.php

12

Those are guinea pigs, not hamsters. I’ve had guinea pig several times in Peru, at one of the best restaurants in Cusco. It’s delicious - by far the best rodent I’ve ever eaten. (Much better than rat, IMO.)

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Mmmm… Thanks ** Colibri ** . I’m beginning to be knowledgable on the subject…

Humour and exotic cuisine appart, there was 2 guinea pigs at my Grand-ma’s place when I was a kid. Enjoyed them, and not in a culinary way :wink:

14

Limpy, Gimpy, and Pegleg.

15

Winken, Blinken, and Nod In Service At This Time.

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I know of seven hamsters by name. Two of these (Shem and Abednago) have already been mentioned.

The other five are:

Sandford
Albertus
Zumabalistichavoradistipowastiktaktiktalthang
That Little Mother!@#$%^
Joseph Chamberlain

17

Actually, there are nine:

Habitraildiva handles ATMB and the main website
CK Hamster Haven handles CCC and CSR
xampster handles GQ
Dr Hamstrix is responsible for MSPIMS
Gauddamit takes care of GD
Czarcamster works IMHO
Gimpy the Slothful is responsible for searches
Eutychamster does Café Society
Lynn Cheltenhamster works the Pit

Each of them wears around their little forepaw a ring, which is enslaved to the One Ring of Ed Zotti.

18

No, there are 4 hamsters, and they are Berilia, Tubul, Great T’Phon and Jerakeen.

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You will need:

One large onion, diced
One clove garlic, crushed
1/4 cup sundried tomatoes (packed in olive oil)
2 Tbs extra-virgin olive oil
Three large hamsters, skinned, gutted and quartered

Heat the olive oil in a skillet. Add garlic and lightly brown. Add onion; saute over medium heat till just softened. Stir in sundried tomatoes and one teaspoon packing oil. Add hamsters; saute pieces one minute on each side uncovered; then turn heat to low, cover skillet, and simmer till the quarters are cooked through and tender. Serve over rice.

For added flavor, you may add a large grated carrot after the onions; saute one minute before adding sundried tomatoes.

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Well, someone had better come up with some ransom money!!

The hamsters (nine of 'em!) have been stolen!!