Today I bought two adorable Chinese dwarf hamsters.
I need names! Any sugestions? They’re both males.
I’ll take photos when the hamsters decided to come out and play. And when I find my camera. There asleep at the moment, but hopefully they’ll come out later. One came out exploring when I first put them in there cage. The other has yet to venture from it’s box.
Erm… “its”
Name one Huey and the other Gooey Kablooie
Chou (En Lai) and Mao (Tse Tung)
ie: Chew (or Chow ?) and Mao
Eagle Food and Snake Food.
Snuffles and Fluffles would be very cute! 
The Time Wasters
Chu Za Lot
Server Power #1 and Server Power #2.
Two males? Individually, Mac and Tosh.
Collectively, the Goofy Gophers.
Hector and Ajax.
Because you can never have too many pretentious classical references in your life, and the idea of having small furry creatures named after powerful warriors is hilarious. 
Cuff and Link rocky 53 is coming out
Are Yin and Yang too obvious?
I refuse to think of anything cooler until I see pictures.
(I agree with Cervaise, naming cute, tiny, fuzzy little things after great warriors is hysterical)
Ig and Ook.
I got two little gerbils from my sister’s friend right before I went to college. They were absolutely identical, right down to the white pattern on their paws. So I named them Bob. No point in giving them separate names if I can’t tell them apart, right? I always called them just Bob, not Bob 1 and Bob 2 or anything. It’s not like them came when I called 'em anyway.
Pinky and The Brain.
I’d like to applaud this suggestion on general principle. In high school, two of my best friends were twin boys, and we called them Ig and Ook whenever possible.
And Cervaise, I have a small, fluffy cat named Khan. 
I like that: the Aga Khan (Aga is a British stove/heating unit)
More suggestions:
(Tweedle) Dum and Dee
Sinisterly: Cain and Abel
or: Jekyll and Hyde
I had a hamster named Pepe the Salsa Hamster. He is long since gone, but one of your little dude’s should be named in his honor.
I was expecting a cat picture. Imagine my surprise. 
Well, I wanted to make sure you weren’t thinking I’d named him after Ghengis. But, just because you were expecting it … my Genetic Supersoldier.
