Yeah, screw Jared, that’s what I always say! 
Yikes, what happened to my OP? Here I was singing the praises of Quiznos subs (incredibly yummy, BTW), and instread I come off as some irrational Jared-hater.
One of the hamsters got it. I tried rerieving it, but the little bastard bit my finger!
I think we can safely conclude that experiment with low budget crack was a failure.
It’s like I’ve always said: the cheap crack always gets you in the end.
So THAT’S what happened to my plumber…

Well, Lucretia, I’m with you on this one. Quizno’s kicks ass.
Colin
Yes, ilnterface2x, they do. What inspired my late lamented OP was going to Quiznos for the first time yesterday and having a Black Angus steak sub on some sort of toasted specialty bread (can’t remember now - Rosemary parmesan, maybe?).
It was…SO good. I’m never going to Subway again.
I have actually met jared !
It was at Race for the cure and he is heavier than i thought he would be but is a very nice guy . He said he goes around to race for the cure events around the United States. So if there is a Race for the cure in your area , join it and you too can meet jared