Santa hangs out and has his Elven slave factory at the North Pole.
Penguins dwell in the vicinity of the South Pole.
Inflatable penguins are almost as common as puffed up Santas in yard displays.
What is this, some sort of geographical seasonal conspiracy?
Santa has outsourced a lot of Christmassproduction to lower-cost areas south of the border. Very far south.
Flytrap, are you still harping about the penguins? LOL
This song is for you Christmas Penguins! - YouTube
And this one:
A Very Penguin Christmas
I have these guys in my living room and they are adorable.
How are twinkling lawn deer any more Christmasy?
They’re not penguins, they’re dark elves. They mine up all the coal for the naughty little boys and girls.
Migrant workers.
Penguins are the best thing this earth has, it’s the reason Mother Earth puts up with all the BS all the other species creates, you all own your continued existence and any good you receive in this world to penguins including any christmas joy. Be thankful and hug a penguin today and every day.
Peace and penguins to all and a penguin new year.
Maybe Santa imports penguins to the North Pole because he thinks they’re tasty.
Ah ha!
Slave labor for his Dark, Santanic Mills!
For once I’m in complete agreement with kanicbird. I love peguins. I will always love Penguins, too.
No love for Christmas Piglet?
I see what you did there.
William Blake?
And this has Jack shit to do with illegal alien penguins and their dark, nefarious ways?
My Christmas Piglet involves a pepper/garlic based dry rub. 'Nuff said.
As for the penguins, hey, penguins are cool. (In any case, for most of the planet, 25 December does not usually feature Arctic-like weather)
Yum!
And now for a serious answer…I think there is a significant number of people in the world who do not have room in their brains for the factoid about which Pole the penguins live at, and don’t really care. They are creatures who live on ice and snow, and this is the time of year we celebrate things that are snowy, so…penguins!
Plus, Santa is magical and if he wants to whisk penguins from one Pole to the other he can!
The poor little guys are all dressed up with nowhere to go, and you want to exclude them from celebrating Christmas with everybody else? Is your heart made of stone or something? Penguins have never hurt anybody, unlike polar bears and reindeer. Largely because they stand four feet high and rarely even meet anybody, but still.
Tell that to Batman.