Trip over that pile of suck-up you left around? 
Until Lynn cleared it all up, I assumed it was a spam message to get us to buy the new line of films from the Girls Gone Wild crew:
JACQUES CHIRAC…UNCENSORED!!!
Watch as Jacques downs body shots with Tony Blair and enters a Wet T-Shirt Contest in Cancun.
Gape as Jacques, at Mardi Gras, shows his thong to a crowd of slathering frat boys…AND THEN RIPS IT OFF !!!
Watch in stunned horror as Jacques makes out with not one, but two other hot world leaders in a hotel bathroom!!!
IF YOU LOVED GIRLS GONE WILD, YOU’LL WET YOURSELF OVER JACQUES CHIRAC UNCENSORED!!!
Buy it online today for onl
I was thinking a pile of slightly used a socks, but whatevers.
I can relate, Lynn. Just that I didn’t think you were in my age category 
However, all this bullshit abouit posts being cut off in the mid
Well, I’ve never had that pr
Funny…Lynn is the only one so far who hasn’t been cut off. Dopers, I think we found the person behi
Since I’m a relative new doper, things like that won’t happen to mmmmmmmmm
You know this cutoff thing is getting a little ol
Hey who are you? What’s that your holding? Oh…I see. Well you never take me alive…
You must be warned, the secret doper assassin is [b
Go back to your regular schedules, fellow dopers. Your message board is now in control.
I didn’t have a chance. By the time I got home, there was a disheveled guy with five days’ beard growth, messy hair, and a stink of booze and vomit, standing on my doorstep. As soon as he saw me, he ran up to me, gave me a hug, screaming, “Thank you, thank you, thank you for being the first person on Earth to buy my album!”
Made me feel sorta… y’know… special.