The historical action figure game

Emperor Hirohito submersible action figure comes with a swimsuit, fins and magnifying glasses for cnidarian studies. Different species of jellyfish sold separately.

Jaques Costau

Bzzt! done already. Try again.

Oops.
Jacques Mayol

Man, I know Jacques is a common French name, is it a requirement for being a diver?

Our Mayol figure, part of our Heroes of the Sea series, wears a wetsuit and no air bottles. He comes with your choice of Clown or Flipper.
Mikhail Baryshnikov

bzzzt! Obscurity rule. :stuck_out_tongue:

Oh man! That was two strikes. I better pull myself together.

Mikhail Baryshnikov comes in a tutu. Includes a pump-up device for the neather region.

Tenzing Norgay

Sherpa Norgay comes with full climbing gear and a set of real metal pitons*. Everest play set and Sir Edmund Hillary action figure sold separately.

  • Pitons not intended for use in real mountain climbing expeditions and will not hold more than 25lbs of weight.
    Benjamin Disraeli

As was already mentioned, the Benjamin Disraeli action figure comes with the William Gladstone action figure as a “Rock 'em, Sock 'em” duo. But I will add: Red-Faced Anti-Semitic MP and Queen Victoria action figures sold separately. House of Commons playset now sold out (heh).

Tony Blair.

Benjamin Disraeli comes complete with a top hat. Queen Victoria Action figure sold seperately.

Annie Edson Taylor

Who?

Comes over a barrel on Viagara Falls.
Dan Quayle.

Push his button and his foot springs into his mouth.

Carry A. Nation

With a hatchet in one hand and a clutch of WCTU tracts in the other.

Henry Ford.

Optional clothes (sold separately) for the Henry figure are available in any color, as long as they’re black. Pull the string and he says, “History is bunk.”

Clarence Darrow

Comes with spring-loaded Darwin Defender™ Rocket Launcher.

And speaking of rockets–John Whiteside Parsons

John Whiteside Parsons? Bzzt. Fails obscurity test.

Tony Blair.

Tony Blair doll will automatically follow and mimic the George Bush Action figure.

Some versions of Blair doll are sold non-anatomically correct.

Ishi, last of his tribe.

Complete with the Anthropological Fieldwork Kit – no other tribespeople available.

Oops – sorry – forgot to add one.

Rudolf Valentino.

Considered very historically inaccurate because it comes with removable appendix, divorce paper and a wife figure that gives great career advice, all of which were lacking in the original. (Some say the black veiled action figure on the cover is Barbie, others that it’s Ken, nobody knows.)
Charles Dickens