One of the first virtual action figures, it is nevertheless based closely on the Barbie Hair Style & Primp Set. You have to use code to give Admiral Hopper a long overdue makeover and style. From “More Than Just a Pretty Face Toys”.
Squeaky Fromme
Discontinued due to the death of Gerald Ford.
Jared “The Subway Guy”
Jared is available in either S, L or XXXXXXL. Sandwiches not included.
Ernest Hemingway.
Comes with nada.
Howard Hughes.
Howard Hughes comes complete with sink, soap and amazing hand-washing action! Kleenex not included, but there is a coupon redeemable for Lysol spray…
(Jimmy Carter doll upthread should come with fierce and dangerous rabbit…)
Cary Nation
Comes with hatchet, Temperance tracts and a badass attitude.
Cary Grant.
Cary Grant action figure comes with infectious grin, Brooks Brothers suit, and blotter of Orange Sunshine.
Also available:
Cornfield and crop duster playset
Randolph Scott Beachhouse playset
Benjamin Disraeli
Half of a Rock-em-Sock-em Victorian PM Robots set with William Gladstone (sold separately).
LBJ
With beagle-lifting action; Him and Her sold separately.
Captain Cook.
Includes sextant and compass. HMS Resolution and Age of Exploration action figures sold separately.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Won’t associate with any of your female action figures unless they’re young, cute and obedient. His Waxy Philosophical Grip will bitch-slap your Hegel figure.
Edward Teller
Wears spectator shoes and never talks while performaning dangerous magic tricks … oh, Edward Teller. Never mind. 
Hey! Where’s your historical character?
Edward Teller is still in play. Have at him.
The only action figure that is both lighter than air and that glows in the dark.
Dr. Timothy Leary
The Dr. Timothy Leary action figure will tune in, turn on and drop out, all while exuding a blissful haze. Not to be paired with the Ronald Reagan action figure.
Ronald Reagan.
Teflon coated but no legs due to misunderstanding with antagonistic surgeon. Buy two and get one Margaret Thatcher model free. Double bed & viagra optional.
Warren Gameliel Harding.
(If unknown please refer to Wikipedia or the author’s email address.)
He’d be a moderately capable president while having extramarital affairs, then die in office.
Ah, the good old days.
Artemisia Gentilleschi.
You misspelled “mediocre” and “corrupt.”
(who sounds like a fascinating woman)
Comes with a complete set of mini-figures of Biblical heroines.
Will Rogers