The Will Rogers action figure never met a figure it didn’t like. But then, it only knows what it reads in the papers.
Broken aircraft sold separately.
Ethyl and Julius Rosenberg
The Rosenberg action figures come with a tiny briefcase stuffed full of nuclear secrets, two numbered Swiss bank accounts, and a thank-you note from the Josef Stalin action figure.
Patrick Henry.
The Patrick Henery action figure comes complete with a box full of Liberty, or a box full of Death (your choice).
Patton
The Patton figure comes in full uniform, covered with stars, with a chrome helmet and pearl-handled sidearm. Be sure to try its wicked Shellshock-Victim Slapping Action ™.
Pope Benedict XVI.
No money to pay! You send us a smoke signal we send you a Pope.
Al Capone.
The Al Capone action figure comes with a tommygun, barrel of bootleg booze and a bullet-riddled Studebaker. You may buy either the Chicago Gangland or Alcatraz Laundry playsets.
Button Gwinnett.
Comes with a copy of the Declaration of Independence and a warning to avoid placing him near your Lachlan McIntosh action figure (sold separately). Not available in Florida.
Kurt Vonnegut
Fully equipped with typewriter, corduroy jacket with leather patches on the elbows, and frizzled hair. “My Lil’ Dresden Firebombing” playset ™ sold separately.
Katharine McPhee.
You left out “miniature lightable Pall Mall cigarettes”.
Extremely valuable as there are only a few in good condition in existence. The rest were stomped under the feet of crowds rushing to get the Taylor Hicks action figure.
Sarah Bernhardt (who has to come in a coffin shaped box, incidentally)
…and with removable leg. Fainting couch available separately.
Robert E. Lee
Bernhardt is sold in two separate models: two-legged and one-legged. Packaged, as noted above, in a coffin-shaped box. Hamlet tights-'n-doublet and minature copy of Phèdre sold separately.
Lord Baden Powell
Prove your loyalty by purchasing the complete set of badges, patches, autheticated uniforms and other scouting accessories. Comes with how-to knot-tying handbook, authetic wilderness experiences and allegations of rabid antigay tolerance. Bonus: a little old lady to help across the street.
Nat Turner.
Comes with a change of uniforms and velcro facial hair. Not so secretly favors the causes expressed by the GI Joes but will fight to the death to defend his box against them.
Returning the thread to
Nat Turner
Nat Turner figure comes with slave collar, bloodied shovel and tattered Bible. Special Edition Nat Turner planned, which divides in to 5 separate pieces.
James Thomas Brudenell, 7th Earl of Cardigan.
James Thomas Brudenell, 7th Earl of Cardigan comes with his very own sweater!
L. Ron Hubbard.
Shipped with free Old Mother & cupboard but no dog or bone.
Lassie.
Comes with the frozen carcass of Rutherford B. Hayes accessory, wedged inside an open well (may contain small parts).
Herman Kahn.
(Ranchoth, that was a truly bizarre bio of R.B. Hayes. So I thank you. 
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The Herman Kahn action figure comes with a rumpled suit, a calculator for tallying the millions of dead in World War III, and a triple cheeseburger.
Rutherford B. Hayes.
Florida Electors sold separately.
William Jennings Bryan
Dress him up in a monkey suit – if you dare!
Mohandas Gandhi.