The Homo-Fascist Conference. The rant writes itself.

As seen on morons.org – Apparently, it was held in Wisconsin by a Fred Phelps wannabe named Ralph Ovadal.

The article centers on how a senator attended that bastion of liberality and rational thought, the state gay rights group (Action Wisconsin) asked who the senator was who would attend a religious conference put on by a Christian church (the very fundamentalist Wisconsin Christians United) on the public dime, and Rev. Ralphie-boy (the head of WCU) whigning about how nobody called another senator on attending a conference (apparently non-religious in nature) that was more gay-friendly.

Now that that’s out of the way, what the fuck? Do they honestly not want to attract new members? 'Cause the name of the conference the WCU held was officially titled “The First International Conference on Homo-Fascism.”

That wasn’t some guy’s idea of a joke. It’s apparently what the organizers of the conference decided would honestly make a good title for their little shindig.

I can’t stop laughing, actually. I try to become serious, then I get images of Hitler buying from IKEA. I get images of Tim Curry, in full Rocky Horror drag, saying “Achtung, Baby.”

Their First International must have been absolutely moronic. I wonder if they sang La Internationale, or just Kyle’s Mom is a Big Fat Bitch.

I imagine the depths of stupidity they would have to plumb to think up a title like that, and I laugh.

Hell, the picture I get is Hitler and Mussolini waltzing to “Springtime for Hitler in Germany…” in the middle of an all-male ball with tasteful decor and cucumber sandwiches.

Both are accompanied by military bodyguards, who are, shall we say, not just talking about the weather.

Well, fascists do tend to dress better than the common herd.

Hell, they practically made Hugo Boss.

Maybe there’s something in it… Hmmm…

You won’t be laughing when our space stations are seized by Gay Nazi Separtists.

That’d be funny if there weren’t actual Gay Nazi Separtists like Pim Fortuyn. :rolleyes:

Sure, imagine the fellers in their pink diamond tiaras lording over mankind. Everyone forgets us butches in the trenches, with our husky voices and combat boots. Just because we’re not pretty facists. ::sniffle::

Janet: What have you done to Brad!
Frank: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

The best part was going to the Wisconsin Christians United page and seeing

Bwah! That’s going to be the name of my first album.

why would fascists be singing la Internationale?

Because there a pack of right wing pinko bast… oh wait a minute :confused:

there? Bastard. Grumble Grumble farking idiot.

they’re

Awwww—they were my favorite vaudeville team! Then talkies came in and Sodomy went off to Hollywood, while Cannibalism wound up playing two-a-day burlesque on the Minsky circuit.

I’m so glad they’re back together!

I love you, Eve. Can I have your babies?

It’s a small niche, but those of us who occupy it are incredibly grateful that there are people like Eve who play to our box… :smiley:

What, the box next to Waldorf and Statler?

From what I’ve read, Fortuyn wasn’t Nazi, but a strident multi-culturalist who was quite intolerant of other people’s intolerance. Perhaps Dutch and other Eurodopers could shed more light on this question.

Why would Fascists be holding a First International?

(To be slightly more pedantic, the convention was presumably against Homo-Fascism. Which means they must be Hetero-Commies.)

(I suppose us Hetero-Libertarians are off on the sidelines, laughing like loons.)

With mournful wail from dusk to dawn?

Will the Hetero-Commies be having a parade?

If so, will the Homo-Fascists be having a similar parade?

If so, is there a chance that the Homo-Fascists and the Hetero-Commies will meet mid-parade?

Finally, if this is so, will there be another Battle of Cable Street?

Oooh, oooh, can I be Diana Mitford?

Sure, and I take it you won’t be offended if we draft the Pwecious Pwincess to play Unity Mitford.

Who wants to be Sir Oswald?