The hot and soggy MMP

Who would have guessed you’re a fork snob?!?!?! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Good morning! **FCD **finally got to his folks’ place about 15 hours after leaving here. He said he was nearly to Starke, FL before the rain let up. I know he’s glad he didn’t take the bike. I just hope he was able to sleep. If I recall, their guest bed has a pretty decent mattress, and I’m pretty sure it’s a queen size, so he’ll have space to sprawl.

I’ve got a pile of towels to hem today - I got a request for 6 of the Amish buggy towels, and with the Amish man and woman silhouette towels I made yesterday, I think I can put together a nice batch. :smiley: I’ve also got to meet with the kid I’m replacing as Dockside Monitor (that’s my official title :smiley: ) to get the tablet and a list of who he’s already monitored this month. And I’ve got to get some Jiffy Mix - I have 3 'nanners that need to become 'nanner bread.

Yep, it’s a wild ride when I’m home alone… :rolleyes:

Happy Sunday!

Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN 'Tis a cloudy 72 Amurrkin our with a predicted high of 86 and a 40% chance of rain/tstorms/apocalypse for the day. One thing about the cloudy/rainy weather we’ve experienced this Summer so far is we haven’t had over a hunnert heat indices days which I suppose is a good thing.

The problem with unauthorized forks on the tablescape is if the Gay Mafia (two guys named Bruce and Guido) found out they’d break in, rearrange the furniture all ugly, take pictures and go talk to the neighbors about how ugly da cave is over mimosas while showin’ the pictures. :eek: They are brutal! :eek:

Spidey that looks like it’d be so much fun! I so wanna go fling some TastyKakes. :smiley:

MOOOOOOM is meetin’ a strange man at the docks while FCD is out of town! Scandalous!

Ok, I need more caffiene and should feed rumbly tummy. Then purtification for deheathenization must commence. There will be a Baptism of twin girls this mornin’ and I am a Lector. I like bein’ a Lector when we have a Baptism.

Happy Sunday Y’all!

In other news, my grandfather that lives in North Carolina is still a jackass. The only thing that I’ve ever known about him is that he disapproves of fat people. Well, guess what? It hasn’t changed. Apparently he’s walking with a cane and when he saw a rather larger cousin of mine a couple of weeks ago he poked at her stomach with his cane and said, you’ve gained a few pounds, huh? :rolleyes:

Now normally you might just say that he’s freaking senile because he’s in his 80s, but he’s been pulling this shit since I was at least 8 years old. I guess I should quit getting angry about it now, 31 years later. :dubious: Although thirty plus years of being judged by your poundage tends to wear on a person. Gah.

Rant over.

Happy Sunday! It’s day 2 of my show. Hopefully it will go as well as day 1 did! (Although it’s usually slower on Sundays but still pretty good.)

More than likely I’ll be meeting him in a shopping center parking lot. So far, no one in our zone has logged in that they’re crabbing today.

I’m about to hit the shower and don something that’ll be presentable for said meeting. It’s going to be hot today, so I’m thinking shorts and a T. Clever summer attire, huh? :wink:

Incidentally, Happy Bastille Day!! :smiley:

Happy Sunday.

It’s cloudy and drippy outside. I have no idea of the temp because not only does my phone say I’m still in Hagerstown but it is still showing Fridays weather report.
Stoopid phone!

I am blurfy because I went to bed at 1am and work up at 5am and never got back to sleep. I am seriously pissed off at OAOASO who asked me for help with something yesterday and while I would have helped if I could have just because I am a sucker that way I’m still pissed at him. I think it is a permanently pissed off condition.
I get 4 free tows a year on my phone and I could give him one except he needed to be towed further than my phone covers and he didn’t have the money to pay for the extra miles.
Not my problem, he made his bed and now he can lie in it… without me.

HFH is starting up her shit again too.

Speaking of which, I told my mother not to do it but would she listen to me NOOOOO because of course I never know what I am talking about.
I don’t know for sure what the HFH and her husband are up to but they are living in MD but saying they live in FL so they don’t have to transfer their titles and tags to MD. Liars there. Anyway he asked my mother to put him on the utility bills for whatever reason so he can claim he lives in MD. I told her not to do it, that they are up to something and she needs to watch out. She didn’t listen to me and put him on the utilities and now she got a letter from the state saying she is no longer eligible for the Homestead Tax Credit.
I told her not to do it, I told her not to trust them, I told her they are sneaky and up to no good and she needs to not get involved in their shit.
Now she has to straighten out that mess.
And yes I did say *I told you so[/I.]

I think he wants on the utilities so he can try to claim the house after my mother dies. He’s going to try to say he took care of her and paid her bills.
I don’t know if he can get away with it, she has a living trust, but I know he is up to something and it isn’t good.

My grandmother was like that and she never knew when to shut up.

One day one of my cousins bent over to pick something up, and this cousin was pretty skinny and my grandmother said ’ eeeewwwww look at that fat ass’.
It really hurt my cousins feelings, she was a young teen and you know how teens are about their weight.
Grandma always ran her mouth but heaven help you if you said something to her. Once I had enough and told her off and she didn’t speak to me for 6 months.
One day a bunch of my cousins jumped on me about what did I say to grandma. I thought they were mad at me for hurting her feelings but turns out they wanted to know what I said so they could say it too so she’d stop talking to them for 6 months.

Poor grandma, I kind of felt sorry for her but she never knew when to shut up.

One day she embarrassed me so bad.
I took her to the hospital to see my grandfather and as we were leaving some orderlies were coming down the hall, one white girl and three black guys.
After they got past my grandmother said, very loudly, ‘eeeewwwww isn’t she afraid to be walking around with those black men like that?’.
They heard her and laughed but I was ready to sink into the floor.

Anyway the next time your grandfather pokes someone in the belly and says they gained something there, pat him on his bald head and tell him that he’s lost something there.

Did it come with the restoration disks, or does it have a restore area on the hard drive?
That will make it just like new.

Family is really disappointing, sometimes, huh, Sticky? Hugs. And good luck on day 2.

Belated awwww on the Apelet, Apes.

Sorry about the extra stress, sari. HFH and her hubby sound like they deserve to be shown the door. (You can tell your mom that we agree with you. What? She doesn’t value our opinion? :dubious:

:slight_smile: )

Up, caffeinated, need to do laundry and then irk.

Hugs all.

GT

My mother’s visiting. Bah. She’s a little bit… umm… off her rocker. Even though this isn’t her house anymore, she still tends to think that she can do whatever she wants here.

And if I piss off my mother in even the slightest way, she WILL call the police on me. And my family just cannot afford to have that happen again!!

I’m drinking a Dr Pepper right now. In the morning. And no, I don’t care what anyone else thinks of me because of it! :stuck_out_tongue:

I hope to work on writing some music today. Piano music based on weird scales. Fun. :slight_smile:

Maybe I’ll hobble on over to Twitter.

It’s 10:00 somewhere.

I may be scarce for a week.

One of my clients has a family emergency and needs me to watch their dogs. I’m not sure if I am going to stay there for a week, just stay during the day, or go back and forth.
They have a comfortable home and I am always welcome to move in while they are gone.

Of course it’s the house where I had the ghostly experience, but I’ve stayed there over night before. Twice I’ve gotten snowed in there and it was easier to stay than to shovel myself out. They have a long steep driveway. Lot of fun sliding backwards down that one in the snow. Thankfully my bumper caught the tree before I went sideways over the edge into the neighbors yard.

So my ghostly encounter there except I think I’ve posted it before.

One night I got to their house and the living room light was on. Usually they don’t leave a light on for me so I thought it was nice.
I went in and the living room is to the left and the dining room/kitchen is to the right down the hall. I went down the hall and hit the switch for the dining room light and it wouldn’t come on. I knew they had just put a new light/ceiling fan in so I knew the bulb hadn’t burned out. So I pulled the chains, flipped the switch and still no light.
So I went around the corner to the kitchen and it was pitch black. They have skylights so even at night there should be some light coming through. The only way I could see to get through the kitchen was that through the door I could see light in the living room.
It was the weirdest feeling walking through the kitchen, I should have been able to see something, even if it was just light reflecting off the chrome.
The closer I got to the light switch my hair started standing up in end and just before I touched the switch I thought if your hair is standing on end when you are reaching for something electrical you probably shouldn’t touch it.
But I did and the light wouldn’t come on.

So first I thought damn, the power is out because they lose power a lot in that area, but of course the living room light is on so they have power. Then I think a circuit flipped off or something.
I headed back towards the hallway to try the basement light, and to get the flashlight they leave at the top of the stairs and as I came around to the hall
I saw her
A woman, walking down the hall, blond hair and a red sweater, only at the same time I saw her I was looking through her at the schefflera in the living room. When she got to the end of the hall she vanished.
Very unnerving.
Then when I tried the dining room light it came on, as did the kitchen light.
I took care of the dogs and left, I didn’t hang around too long that night.

When I mentioned it to my client, because this is a client I feel comfortable telling, she said the woman fit the description of the woman they had bought the house from, who had recently died.

I never had the nerve to tell other clients about my encounters in their houses.

Who knew pet sitting could be such scary work what with sliding down icy driveways backwards and ghostly encounters.
Getting bitten and scratched (I’ve had my share of that) seems minor by comparison.

Sounds like Ms. Lee needs to learn How to Arrange a Tea Table.

That’s grosser than gross.

My throat still hurts and my ear hurts. These are most likely related. I’m going to try the onion cure on my ear. This is getting annoying.

blurf

Well system restore says the disk has issues. I guess my magnetic personality FUBARs hard drives.

Up, caffeinated, and off irk.:slight_smile: I foresee a day of cleaning and watching Gordie play “Stuffed Animal Orgy V”

So it’s like that episode of Wilfredwhere Wilfred finally makes it with Raffy the stuffed giraffe? :wink:

Windows PCs usually come with the disks needed to reinstall windows from scratch and load the drivers.
I guess they didn’t come with the PC.
You may be able to buy them from the company that made the computer.

What brand and model is it?

Dell Optiplex 745. and i do have the Win7 Pro disk, but PC doesn’t wanna read it.

Spaz, probably worse.:eek:

Then you probably don’t have the drivers. :frowning:

So I had my nap and still feel blurfy.

My realtor is going to kill me but I told him I an ready to make an offer… on one of the houses I didn’t see.
With the contingency that I get in to see it.

I’ve gone over the all the stats and it has everything I want. It’s like the one that was so nice inside but had no parking and the steep back yard. This one has off street parking and a flat fenced in back yard.

So it has been decided.

If for some reason it won’t fly then I will put in an offer on the only one I saw Friday that was acceptable.
My only issue with it is that it is so small inside. Sah-son and I don’t want or need a lot of room but I think even we would feel cramped in that house. Then again the owner had so much stuff in it that it may be bigger than I think.
The steep basement stairs are a concern for me too with the laundry room being in the basement.

Agent is going to think I am nuts, I think I am nuts.

That’s what Sah-son is for. :wink: