The hot and soggy MMP

I got good news today
but I am afraid to share it for fear of jinxing it
I’m still afraid to believe it
I questioned it
multiple times
I’ve pinched myself
I still don’t believe it
but I got good news today!

Yay ** FCM** Bobbio

Sorry Sticky

Swampy remembering that goes way way back to my sophomore year of HS. I’m surprised I remember that much.
That was the same year we had a student teacher who taught us some Greek ditties which were really pretty tame but we thought they were so naughty.

It was one way to keep us interested.

I found a radioactive spider in a box while cleaning out the garage yesterday.
I though of you, and pity stayed my hand.
It was a pity that I had to have both hands to carry the box, or I’d have smushed that sumbitch.

Does anyone know the rule for hiaku?

Haiku is made up
Of five lines then seven lines
Then five lines again

sari is it mayhaps mortgage and house news?

MOOOOOOM you could always talk about the numerous crabs you found and counted.

flytrap jewel thievery is one thing but sausage bizkit thievery is a public hangin’ on the town square event!

nettie your post is very improtant to us. Please hold and it will be commented upon in the order in which it was written. :stuck_out_tongue:

StickyBuns ouchie! :eek:

spaz this won’t help with this year’s mater woes but maybe this fall when you can find 'em for cheap, invest in some of those cage thingys for maters. I hear they work pretty good.

Dindin was chikin sallit, corn sallit (et the rest of it up tonight), cheddar cheese slices, sliced maters, crackers and watermelon. Good, cool eatin’ on a hawt day.

Unless one is merciful, tar and feathers the miscreant, and runs him out of town on a rail.

Well, there was no mega-lotto drawing, so that’s not it. And swampy’s gay, so we know he didn’t propose to you. Hmmmmm, perhaps HFH was abducted by aliens over the weekend???

**FCD **is home from Annapolis, and we had a yummy supper of pseudo beef-a-roni. Now it’s time to assume the afghaning position.

MWAH!!

I don’t know which I find more appallin’, the insinuation that I’m gay (WHAT???!!! I’M GAY???) or pseudo beef-a-roni. What’s the pseudo part, the beef or the roni?

Yeah, I’m trying to parse that, too.

One supposes pseudo beef might be tofu as tofu is often a “meat substitute” so I’m given to believe. Pseudo roni still alludes and possibly horrifies me.

sigh Life is dumping on me. Stop it, life.

I think I need to go and watch some videos.

FCM If only that were true.

Yes **Swampy ** it’s mortgage news but I am scared to believe it. I asked him a million times are you sure, you know my income was low in 2011, you know I get a 1099 (that meant a recalculation because it means no FHA loans) but still good news.

This is the first company that gave me a pre approval and then said oh wait a minute you still have to qualify for real and now I have qualified for real but I have a very narrow window of options and it’s pretty much going to take every penny I have. I was hoping to hang onto some of my cash.

So I will be house hunting again this weekend and hopefully put in an offer.

Go back to the pile of glowing, green liquid & look for some more spiders. Just be sure to have a Pepsi first! :stuck_out_tongue:

Mebbe it’s made with that Og-awful whole wheat pasta. Much better off tossing the contents & eating the box! :eek:

I’m feeling the cool. Its only 100F with 22% humidity today. The other day it was 111F and hot! That works out to 43.8C for all of the rest of the world outside of the US.

So after I work outside all morning, by 1PM I’m ready to get into the pool under the umbrella and read a bit of Donald Westlake. Good reading for when the brain is overheated. Too bad I forgot to buy beer.

And in amusing news, my wife asked me if I wanted to cook tonight or take her out to eat…

nitey nite

EmilyG, if you want a light movie, go see The Heat with Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy. My wife and I hurt ourselves laughing, and my friends all have liked it.

Our hot water isn’t working. I had to suffer through a cold shower which I kind of cheated. It has broken twice or three times before too. But we were able to fix it by shutting it off and then on. This time that didn’t work. Fortunately my dad called someone so they will be coming tomorrow. But don’t you just hate that? When suddenly a basic feature of your house malfunctions?

Thanks, sunstone.

Who?, sometimes I can fix my camera in a similar way. Sometimes parts of it get stuck out, and I can fix that by taking the battery out and putting it back in again. This also tricks the camera into thinking the battery life is extended a bit.

The pseudo part is that I mixed sketty sauce with elbow mac then put provolone on top and stuck it under the broiler. No tofu, no funky pasta, no weird ingredients.

I’m doing this post on a tablet - it’s way too slow! !

Nighty-night! !

Fairy Chat sued by the Golden Grain ™ Company for misusing the name Beef A Roni ™.

Film at eleven.