The human body SUCKS

The BBQ Pit
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Sunday night: Hm. Not very hungry. That’s odd. And I’ve got a sore throat, better drink some orange juice.

Monday: Ugh. I got lots of sleep last night, why am I so tired? cough cough

Tuesday: cough I’m tired, I’ve got a headache, cough, and a nasty cough. Fuck.

Wednesday: cough I slept for the past cough 15 cough f ucking HOURS cough, and yet I still feel like shit.

Thursday: cough Fine, you win, I’m coughcoughcough staying in bed. And cough cough either sleeping or cough coughing for the entire time. cough.

I have missed a day of class beacuse of a fucking COLD (and I know it’s nothing more than that, I don’t feel any sort of feverish). I’ve missed TWO days of work, which I literally (financially) cannot afford beacuse of this. I’ve missed two days of karate class, been out of it in all my classes since Monday, and not eaten anything other than a coupla packs of ramen and lots of gatorade since then.

In short, I am a wuss who has been utterly defeated by a FUCKING COLD THAT WILL NOT GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!

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And yet, the human body can survive a crossbow bolt, fired at point blank range, into it’s head.

Go figure.

:wink:

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If you’re a wuss, wouldn’t a more truthful title be “NinjaChick’s Body Sucks”? Mind you, after seeing your picture in one of the recent threads dedicated to such, I don’t agree, but it seems somehow more appropiate.

Get well soon.

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In my experience, the human bodies who suck will only do so reluctantly after several hours of frenzied pleading - and even then they won’t swallow: “OF COURSE I’ll still respect you in the morning…”

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[nitpick]Nothing really sucks. The OP might be put more accurately as “Atmospheric pressure BLOWS”[/nitpick]