Worst mini-rant ever.
The least he could do is bitch about having to do it.
Meijer Brand macaroni and cheese in a box, WHY U NO TASTE GOOD? :smack:
I made the fucking mistake of buying 16 boxes of the shit when it was 49 cents a box… I’d rather insert a case of chicken ramen noodles up my ass.
OMG this shit is terrible. It tastes like watered down cheese with a blast of cat urine. It’s so bad even donating this shit to a food bank would get you a fucking felony.
Fuck this horrible shit, no don’t fuck this horrible shit… Your genitals might fall off!
Never never never buy large quantities of a food or brand you have never tried!
I’ve actually tried it before, but the formula was changed apparently. 
And you didn’t notice the “Now with Cat Urine!” banner on the box? :dubious:
I always schedule my furnace maintenance for spring. I like knowing that my furnace and chimney, and woodstove chimney are all clean and ready to go in the fall. Woodstove gets a clean and reblacking shortly after as well.
Meow! Meow! Meow!
Okay, I’ll take you boneheads out- one at a time. Leash up Lucy, all is good. We wander the yard, she gnaws on grass, she looks with utter disdain at the Yorkie freaking out across the street. Dot? Not so much. She can’t walk well with the leash. I try, she spends maybe five minutes in the Great Outdoors.
Then there is Mayme. During the meowfest, she was by far the loudest. Open the door to the breezeway and she’s the first out there, anxious for her turn. Disaster. Total freakout. We were back inside in maybe two minutes.
Now she is walking around the house, meowing pitifully. She has been scratching at the doors. When I stand up, she runs to the door and gives me the Puss in Boots face. Moron. I just want quiet.
I was cat-sitting for my boyfriend’s feline overlord while he was out of town last weekend. Boyfriend’s back now but he didn’t take the cat home last night because he was getting his carpet cleaned. Oh the irony…
This morning I wake up, stumble into the bathroom, and nearly step in a giant pile of cat poop on my bathroom rug. And it was the juicy, squishy stuff, not a couple of turds I could just scoop up.
I’m 95% sure it was his cat and not mine, mine has never left me any surprises like that, and his cat has a history of sometimes not using the litter box. I suppose there’s a first time for everything tho.
I just bought some Kozy Shack pudding that has “New, Improved Flavour!” It doesn’t taste as good as it used to - maybe it also has Cat Urine now. 
Going on a month and a half of a continuous UTI. I have been to the Clinic twice and the first time was a 10 day round of antibiotics and the second time was a 7 day round, and I am still not getting better. In fact I feel like it is spreading to my kidneys and I can absolutely not afford to spend anytime in a hospital bed if I end up with a full blown kidney infection. I am pissed because I feel like a medical guinea pig and do not appreciate being practiced on. Make me better already!
Would that be Vitamin Piss? Goddamn it i KNEW IT. :smack:
Also saw some cat related posts right after I mention cat urine. I must bring that out of people..
Maybe your brain wants you to take the hint and schedule a trip to Australia…
It’s possible to fix the problem, you know. Prepare according to package instructions. Tear up a few slices of Kraft Singles, add them with a little extra milk, stir and heat until it’s melted.
If the “cheeze” powder is just inedible, throw it out, and just make the cheese sauce with ALL Kraft Singles and milk. No need to waste the macaroni.
Fucking nasty evil yellow jacket…
Ok, I didn’t know it was a yellow jacket when I got stung, but after the fact research taught me that the yellow jacket is the only stinging insect that will fly out of the bushes and sting you without provocation…I was lying on a deck chair by the pool and didn’t even see the fucker until it dive bombed me from the bushes and stung my toe.
Which is now swollen and incredibly itchy…the area directly around the sting is numb but outward from that it itches like crazy…once the 12 hours of shooting pain subsided.
And it’s amazingly difficult to effectively scratch a toe. Instead of working, which is what I should be doing…I am wishing I had an inch long cylinder of some sort with scrub brush bristles on the inside, so I could slip it over my toe and go to town.
OK, I know you’re not supposed to Pit your wife, but really, Laura - the fact that you got a virus, the same virus you got two months ago, is not fucking “supernatural”! It’s because one of your websites that you occasionally go to plants the damn thing on your computer, and you don’t want to stop using IE! Saying that “technology is out to get me” and writing me a two-page letter (?) explaining how you never go to porn sites (??) or do anything morally “wrong” (???) is fucking stupid.
So when I fixed the computer, she said “I could never have done that.” Sorry for being in a bad mood, but it’s just the facts when I replied “Yes, you could have. All I did was Google the virus using one of the 2 other non-infected computers in the house and followed the instructions, instead of wasting two hours writing this damn note! This is something you could have done and you chose not to do it.”
Last week she accidentally (not too sure how this is done by accident as it requires a number of keystrokes, all of which can be cancelled by the “back” key or the off switch) forwarded a text by me to another person. Her response? To call me up bitching about it, saying that she will never use texting again and telling me never to text her. I told her it wasn’t my fault she never read the manual to her phone, she kept doing something which she was unsure what the result would be. I finished by saying I’m not going to stop texting her, and she’d better get used to it because for many people it’s their preferred method of communicating.
AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH! When did you decide to become old, Laura? 1997?
I’m reasonably sure Marca is not a pr0n site, but it’s where my bro gets most of his computer viruses. The other kind he gets mostly at work.
She went to a number of Doctor Who fan sites, and she thinks the culprit is one called “Gallifrey One”. Unfortunately, the act of cleaning the virus from her computer wiped her internet history so I couldn’t review the sites that she visited.
Last time it wasn’t a big deal as I had backed up the HD the night before in preparation of doing a clean install of Windows 7 that very evening. But this time resulted in a letter saying “I am a good girl. I do not use bit torrent. I do not look at porn. Etc. In other words… I do not go to “bad choice” websites where I could get infected.”
WTF does bit torrent, “bad choice” websites, and porn have to do with the fucking virus you just got? Apparently in her mind, the moral standing of a website determines the odds of you getting a virus - you would never get a virus going to a church website, but you’re doomed to them if you look at Xhamster.
Or something.
She should read this article about malware.
- Get a better AV program.
- Do not click on any popups, especially the “click here to close this” buttons.
- For that matter, block the bleeping popups.