The I Didn't See One So I Started One MMP

Go ahead, sari, mock me for my typos! :stuck_out_tongue:

**Spidey **- the lumber is pressure treated, and it’ll sit on bricks to keep it above the dirt. We’ve been to this rodeo before - we know how it goes. :smiley:

Laundry is mostly in. FCD’s jeans are still out. I always check the crotch since that’s where the seams are heaviest and always out of the sun - if that’s dry, the jeans are dry. Except not. The waistband and pockets - the parts in the sun, no less - were slightly damp. So the jeans are on hangers hanging on the eyebolts that hold the lines. I figure in another hour, they should be dry - it’s pretty hot out there, and not very humid.

Meanwhile, after the roasts were in the smoker for 90 minutes, I put the chops in. They’ll get about 90 minutes themselves, then after they cool down, all but 2 will go in the freezer. I’m thinking one of the roasts will become pulled pork and the other will be frozen. But for now, I’ve got time to be a slug.

LOL SARI I noticed that How much is five years of corn MMMOOOOMMM?

Butters, that would be five years that Hee Haw was on the air. :stuck_out_tongue:

Smokeage is done. Laundry is in. Sky is clouding over - here’s hoping we get some rain.

Yep, all flavors of exciting here.

Howdy Y’all! Another day of irk survived! ‘Twas a busy day and I was in and out of the heat a lot so I’s hawt and tahrd! Dindin shall be sammiches and chips cause cook mode ain’t happenin’.

MetalMouse thanks. Happy OCD sounds like something we should wish doggio. :smiley:

I think the next time I shall apply smoke to meat will be Labor Day weekend. Ribs are needed for Labor Day weekend. I already have some St. Louis style ribs in da freezer and am awaitin’ a deal on some baby back ribs.

Snakes can climb trees.

I’m never, ever again goin’ outside. There are snakes in trees ready to jump on me! :eek:

Tell me about it.

Years ago I had friends who lived back in the woods. Beautiful house, all redwood and glass, stream running through the front yard.

She had cats and when they broke up she took her cats with her. No cats around so he got mice, and with the mice came the snakes.
You had to walk under a canopy of trees to get to the front door and the trees were just dripping with snakes. Every now and then one would fall out and land on the path.
If one had ever landed on me you probably would have heard my screams coast to coast.
I hated the walk from the car to the house.

Every tree in da yahd is infested with snakes! I just know they are. Snakes slitherin’ all in the trees ready to jump down on me. I think I need a cast iron umbrella. :eek:

When I was a girl all we did for recreation was go fishing. I can’t count the times Daddy would get the boat in the bushes and snakes would fall into the boat. He couldn’t fish in a clear open spot. Once we were at a pond fishing from the bank and he wanted to move to the other side through the woods. I stepped on a snake and remember looking down and it was looking back up at me with its mouth open. I screamed and jumped. Daddy saw it and said “damn, that’s a cottonmouth”. It’s a miracle I survived childhood.

Fine. I am now convinced that snakes are slitherin’ around all over the place just waitin’ for me to step outside. Y’all happy now?

Home from a day of irk that almost felt like a waste of time. Not sure why, except maybe heat, but productivity was low and crankiness was high. For bonus points, the foot I whammed over a month ago is hurting (with no new damage).

Dinner will probably be bagged salad with cut-up grilled chicken breast, assuming the chicken is still edible.

Nice to know I’m not the only ophidiophobe around. :slight_smile:

No.

One time when Oldest Sister was living at Southern Grandma’s old house, I saw a four-foot long blacksnake crawl out of a hole in the crawlspace under the back porch. My dad wouldn’t let Oldest Sister kill it because blacksnakes eat mice.

As long as they’re not poisonous, snakes are cool.

Supper was OK - the smoked chops were good, but the corn wasn’t as fresh as the Amish corn. So now I know where not to get it.

We got a nice bit of rain, and now it’s cooling down a bit. Tomorrow, we’re going out for breakfast, then to get some kind of cleaner/degreaser so **FCD **can finish painting. I was going to mow, but I’ll do that Saturday morning.

I’m kind of scared of spiders, but snakes don’t scare me. Though they might startle me a little sometimes.

Yes.

My Father and I got into serious trouble for shooting a black snake at my Grandfather’s farm.

Do you have any weapons, Swampy?

I think it’s time to assume the recline position. MWAH!

I’d rather have a snake jump out of a tree on me than an elephant. Fact: Elephants paint their toenails red so they can hide in apple trees to jump on you.

I worked. I came home. The neighbors got evicted.

I have CDO, it’s like OCD, except the letters are in proper alphabetical order.

And to the top of 3 story apartment buildings.

Was there a story behind this?