Well, my dad’s a lawyer and I love him.
Um, good luck on the Bar! It sounds like…uh, lots of fun. Yeah. Fun.
Not from anyone literate enough to read the OP. Sleep well, precious.
Bearflag 70, when I took the bar, the danger wasn’t from the lights going out; we were in the Long Beach convention center, which was basically open air. The danger was all the birds flying around, and the fear that they’d poop on your test booklet.
I just wanted to pop in and say that I love some lawyers. And I have a particular affection for those ex-lawyers who become judges and don’t regale everyone in the courtroom with their dreadful attempts at humour.
Heh. One of my final law exams was conducted in a hall that had been invaded by bogon moths.
On another note, I’ve noticed that those who vociferously criticise lawyers tend to shut up when they find themselves
a) in a police cell
b) unfairly dismissed/owed backpay
c) wanting legal redress for the wrong someone has done to them.
There are good and bad eggs in every profession. And lawyers are a necessary corollary of society - they aren’t the second-oldest profession for nothing. 
And they screw a lot better than the oldest one.
Ok, now that was funny.
Good luck everyone! I’ll be there in a year, so I know what’s it’s like! Remember you can always take it again if you screw the pooch on this one
Actually, this is the last we’ll hear from you in this thread, period. Unless, of course, you want to apologize for your ridiculous and juvenile hijack. If you want to rant about lawyers, feel free to do so in the Pit; if you want an honest debate about lawyers and their roles in society, shoot from the hip in Great Debates; if your goal, however, is to come barging into this thread–supportive of the folk who will be soon taking their respective bar exams–just to express your unhappiness with lawyers, then cool it and take it elsewhere.
Good luck to all you soon to be lawyers. Look, every profession has its good and bad practicioners. Lawyers are no exception. I have a good one. The man falls all over himself helping me understand all kinds of legal stuff when I need him to. For that I am extremely grateful.
Here’s what I figured out a long time ago. I need a good lawyer, a good doctor, a good accountant, a good real estate agent and a good car dealer. Everything else I can fill in as I go along in life. It’s worked so far.
So, good luck Big Bad Voodoo Lou, anu-la1979, villa and anybody else to take the Bar Exam! Pass it and get out there and go to work. I wanna retire in about 12 more years and I need the support. 
I took the Georgia Bar in 1987 ( :eek: , damn, I’m old!) and I still remember how nervous I was. I had a booty-call relationship with one of my classmates, and we, ahem, worked off a little tension on the Tuesday night between test days. I highly recommend that method of relaxation, I slept quite well and passed the Bar to boot!
My advice:
You don’t have to be smarter than the test, just smarter than some of the others taking the test.
Good Luck
Good luck everyone!
The shedloads of money they pay me have something to do with it.
–Cliffy
Break a leg, everybody! You’ll do fine.
And you *will * do fine.
Really! And it is absolutely worth it!!
Hey there!
Tell you what, we’ll admit that lawyers are scum if you stop spending money with pictures of lawyers on them.
Just thought you like to know that this country (USA) was founded by their ilk.
Good luck to all the rest.
You know, maybe I’m a bit confused. See I thought most lawyers, especially the ones who are usually held up in examples of ‘lawyers are evil’ situations, worked for the clients who’d gone out and hired them. Even ‘ambulance chasers’ can’t represent someone who doesn’t retain their services. There’d be precious few lawyers if Joe Q. Public stopped creating a need for them** jrfranchi**.
Me, I’ll happily let somebody who knows what they’re doing guide me through the system. I don’t have time to learn to do everything I’m going to need in this life. Saying we ought to get rid of lawyers is akin to saying get rid of surgeons. Most people are not equipped to practice law any more than they’re ready to attempt self-surgery. Laws aren’t ever going to get simple enough, no matter what you’d prefer, that we’ll be able to dispense with lawyers.
Good luck to those who need it. And don’t forget to eat properly!
Laws are made to anticipate and address conditions in the real world, and the real world is incredibly complex. If laws were simple there would be a need for even more lawyers and even more litigation, because “simple laws” would be too vague to be useful, and more disputes over interpretation would arise than currently do for the explicit and detailed laws already in the books. Besides, wishing for “simple laws” would essentially be to wish for the obliteration of hundreds of years of common law precedent dealing with a myriad of complex issues.
Being a lawyer is really difficult. I applaud anyone willing to enter the profession.
And yes, I am a lawyer.
Now that jrfranchi has been reprimanded and isn’t allowed to be anti-lawyer in this thread, I think it’s only fair if the rest of us refrain from being anti-jrfranchi in this thread.
Actually, that’s an excellent point. Let’s not hijack this thread any more, please. Let’s get back to the OP.
and, in addition, in case people haven’t seen it, he’s created a GD thread over here.
Yay, lawyers! My brother got his JD, my SIL’s a lawyer in Austin.