If you can’t remember what you did last night, it’s a hangover. If you don’t like what you remember about last night, it’s a tension headache.
I am a Supreme Being. OK, why be modest – I am THE Supreme Being. Can I make a rock so big that even I can’t move it. Need answer fast as I am on a strict schedule to complete the planet I’m creating in only six days.
Why are you bothering with a stone when you have the opportunity with a planet? If it were me, I’d screw around with it a bit. Maybe make it a paradise for a bit, then destroy it all. Plant fossils in deep rocks that shouldn’t be unearthed for billions of years. Give your creations a bunch of random rules and see what they do. So many possibilities…
Okay, so my army of Merfolk has been stedaily improving my armor and grinding away at my opponent at a while, but he just unleashed a huge fireball, and now I don’t have any defenders for his giant fire elementals? What do I do?
Yes you can. Here’s how - make the rock so big you can’t move it, then make an entity stronger (but stupider) than you, and get them to move it.
P.S. Don’t skimp on the nice tropical beaches for your new planet, kthx.*
*Buxom wenches too
nevermind
Dive under water and fight there for a while.
Need answer fast!
I was driving down the highway, when I pulled off to get some gasoline at the Tromaville exit. There are some very weird people (things) in this area. There are three ways back onto the highway, but I don’t know which to take.
Road 1. There is a pissed off giant mutant squirrel as tall as a nuclear cooling tower.
Road 2. One goes by the High school, and the students are rioting.
Road 3. One goes by the beach and it’s full of Nazis and gangs. There’s a movable barricade on the road and some Nazis by it.
Which one should I take, and how do I safely get past the trouble spot? Please hurry as I just realized there are redneck zombies approaching the gas station.
Yikes! Nothing scarier than redneck zombies!! You need to find a friendly police officer to ask directions. Oh look, there’s Sgt. Kabukiman, NYPD. He’ll be able to tell you the best way.
Help! Teacher threw a pop quiz at us just now. I’m stuck on this one question. What is an antonym for “slow”. Need answer fast!
Since “low” is an antonym of “high”, I’d guess that the desired antonym of “slow” is “shigh”. And sure enough, it’s a real word.
I’ve been to Nice and the Isle of Greece while I’ve sipped champagne on a yacht, but I’ve never been to me. How do I get there? Need answer fast!
It’s that little baby you’re holding, it’s that man you fought with this morning, the same one you’re going to make love with tonight. That’s truth, that’s love.
I have a cat penned up in a steel chamber, along with a Geiger counter containingh a tiny bit of radioactive substance, so small, that perhaps in the course of the hour one of the atoms decays, but also, with equal probability, perhaps none; if it happens, the counter tube discharges and through a relay releases a hammer which shatters a small flask of hydrocyanic acid. The cat’s been locked up there for an hour. How can I tell whether it’s alive or dead without opening the chamber?
The animal is neither alive nor dead. Nor a cat. Thanks to quantum superposition, and your sadistic, sick, death-play experiments, the animal is now a “puppy of the sea”. And I’m calling PETA you fricken’ psychopath.
Need answer fast! I want to take up sychronized swimming, but I’m afraid of water. Is that going to be a problem?