Welcome aboard, Grrlbrarian. We thank you for your offerings, and the squid and the goat have been put aw3ay. Now we need to assign you a nickname.
The two that spring to mind are Girly and Booker. I’ll let swampy, FCM, and the others weigh in on this before it’s official.
'gratz on the continuation of your genetic line, Yllaria!
Welcome aboard, zombie. You can skip the beer and chocolate for me and go straight for the bourbon. 
Congrats on the wee one, yeller! Spoil her rotten enough to serve as proxy for all of her Mumper aunties and uncles. 
Okay I missed Spidey’s post, but some Mumpers have multiple nicknames. so, it’s all good.
**Yeller **- congrats!! Babbeys are great, especially when they belong to someone else and I don’t have to contend with poopy diapers! I hope pics will be forthcoming.
Just back from a run to Food Lion. As usual, I went for 4 or 5 items and come home $48 and change later. The biggest chunk was for 4 cases of Sierra Mist Diet Cranberry - very yummy and not available after January (at least that’s how it went last year.) We’ve now got 10 cases in reserve. Yay!
Chickie for supper - not sure what I’m going to do with it, tho. I’ll figure something out.
Incidentally, it’s 71° and gorgeous here! The windows are open and the sun is shining. There’s a band of rain on the way, but I figure we have a couple more hours of nice before it hits. Just so I get my laundry in before the drops fall, I’m good.
Comin’ up for air. GASP Been a bzzzzzzy day here at the irkplace. That’s a good thing though. I like to be busy.
yeller yay for grandbaby! Pics must be forthcomin’.
zombie welcome! Homemade aignog, yum! Don’t like the sto’ bought stuff but homemade with a hefty shot of whiskey is da bomb! Also, I happen to like bangers and mash. Good eats!
‘Tis 74 Amurrkin out. Warm, sunny and oh so nice. I went out and put my jacket in twuck thus ensurin’ jacket will at least make it to da cave this evenin’. GO ME!
I told OYKW I’d be late gettin’ to da cave due to havin’ to deal with Staples today. Fortunately he knows there’s beast stew in da fridge and has a workin’ knowledge on how to nukulate stuff. He won’t starve.
Ok, back to irk.
Laterz!
Tic-tac-toe?
There are pics, but the new parents haven’t had a chance to post them yet, and they have priority. Although I have to say, with no bias at all, that she looks extraordinarily intelligent for a newbie.
I worked I came home. I heard distant meowing. Apparently Bella had snuck not my closet while i was showering.
It has to be a good law. A billion Chinese can’t be Wong.
Bangers and Mash? Guinness? You are alright in my book, Zombie.
Congrats, Yeller!
Midget, go all BBBobbio on the Centre’s ass!
lieu! : tacklehug :
I was quick-skimming and at first only saw:
" … I was in the drive-through at Taco Bell … "
" … … "
" … … "
" Good way to start the day."
and thought to myself :eek: How sad is *this *person’s life?
But apparently, it’s quite awesome. :o Hope NewMom is doing well and recovering quickly.
If Zombie ends up posting in all the MMP threads from now on, each new MMP thread can be a zombie thread! 
I did get some info on how to fix things up for myself a bit, so that’s good I guess.
I’ve been working on a craft project while waiting for a friend to log into Skype.
Howdy Y’all! Da bear is in the midst of full BBBobbio. The phone I bought at Staples is an ATT phone and is still under ATT warranty. We all know what fun that is. Of course they will replace the system but I have to pay to ship it back accordin’ to ATT. WRONG ANSWER!!! After goin’ three rounds with ATT reps, I have now scanned and emailed the receipt along with a detailed explanation as to how they shall send me a prepaid shippin’ label along with a box to ship it back to them, along with my email addy and phone contact information. I explained that the only suitable solution is for ATT to do as I have requested and that I am prepared to keep goin’ until I get what I want. It was a nice, polite, but firm email.
OYKW thinks my picture should be sent to everyplace I buy stuff from along with a note that says, “do not, under any circumstances, piss this man off.” See, he gets me!
Well, in truth, there should be no cracks in China.
Midget HEE! That was funny!
loo YO! Where ya been hidin’?
Supper was chickie, cabbage-n-onions, smashed N.O.T.s, with ice cream to follow later. I’s stuffded, and there was enough chickie left over to make chickie salad tomorrow.
Now we’re just waiting for the rain to arrive.
Y’all are a chatty bunch today. Haven’t read but will. Just wanted to say AAAAARRRRRGGGGGG!
My best employee decided to surf the net today for Cyber Monday deals until I had had enough. I went in there and told her to get off the computer and rattled off a list of cleaning projects I needed done right now. Her ass got up and started to clean. Imagine that. Now I guess I am a bitch. When the teen relief came in she told her I had yelled. I did not yell but everyone was looking at me a little sideways. I don’t care. I am very lenient but when I am in the mood I ask them to Do the Fucking Job they are being paid to do.
Bunch of Slackers. Try to be nice and it’ll bite you every time.
It is not my time. It is Uncle SAMs time and is not mine to give.
After being nice to Wally*World, I’ve since recovered and wrote another scorcher to Big Blue Health. The reason was a solicitation to join some kind of health monitoring program they have.
Woof! Who’s your butler, who’s your pal?
Recline time!!! MWAH!!
As a 70’s era geologist? Under classic rocks.
Yes, this one was a really good cover.
Maybe the CIA has some sort of secret implant in you?
I thought that was what Blue Cross called it when you dropped a case of breath-fresheners on your foot.
So Papa really was a rolling stone!
Hi Zombie! Seeing as you’re still the only doper I know for certain is a real human (though I don’t remember you being undead) welcome to the MMP!
Mind the squid, he gets grumpy.
I am so,playing these numbers and I do not play.