A man is enclosed in a solid brick room, approximately 10’ X 10’ X 10’. The only thing besides him in the room is a wooden chair. There is a small window in the wall of the room about 1’ X 1’, not big enough for the man to get through. How does he get out.
Warning: The answer to this puzzle defies the laws of physics. 
He opens the door.
Well, you didn’t say there wasn’t one!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
AHEM! No door,
He says, “Scotty, beam me up.”
He pulls up the floor cartoon style and walks out. (That defies the laws of physics.)
If not, is the chair relevant?
HUGS!
Sqrl
[Teleportation Device: Disabled}
He yells through the window to someone outside, “I’m gay! tell everyone.”
(as for the warning, it’s well known that the speed with which gossip spreads exceeds the speed of light and thus defies the laws of physics.)
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
He concentrates really hard, and instantly compacts the space inside of his atoms, and then climbs out of the window. After he is free, he is declared the new Dalai Lama (or Llama, depending on your particular faith)
he’s a vampire, so he turns into a bat and flies out?
he’s bruce lee and smashes the bricks into powder with one strike of his mighty palm?
he shrinks himself to subatomic size and walks between the electrons in the bricks?
he sings a really high note causing the bricks to resonate and shatter?
If you say it, mean it. If you mean it, do it.
If you do it, live it. If you live it, say it.
Joe Cool
The man is McGuyver, so he uses the diassembled chair, plus some pocket fluff and his cufflinks, to construct a crude but serviceable diamond drill. He drills a man-outline, knocks it out, and then steps through the wall.
QED.
I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am
he calls through the window for an infinite number of monkeys to type for a long (but finite) time, producing every possible permutation of text, one of which is an alternate version of this question in which there is a door.
He opens the door and leaves, only to find a world that has been completely decimated and overtaken by infinity monkeys, then screams “YOU MANIACS!!! YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!!!”
If you say it, mean it. If you mean it, do it.
If you do it, live it. If you live it, say it.
Joe Cool
He breaks the chair into two halves. Two halves make a whole so he climbs through the whole til he’s outside.
He then yells til he’s hoarse and rides away on the hoarse.
Chef: He’s in a brick room, not a closet.
Everyone else. I wasn’t going to post this at all, because of it’s stupid nature, but after the laughs I got from your responses, I’m so glad I did. And, no, that’s not it.
I’ll post the answer in an hour or so unless someone has heard this before and wants to post it. It’s not really something you can “get” if you know what I mean.
Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
when I said I’d like to smash every tooth in your head.
Dem, isn’t it something about looking out a window, seeing what he “saw”, then using the saw to cut the chair or something like that?
Sorry if I ruined it, but this sounds familiar.
Whoops, yes, a combination of what Mojo and Flyp said. Here’s how I heard it:
He looks out the window and sees something. He looks back to see what he saw. He uses the saw to cut the chair in half; puts it together to make a whole. He climbs out the hole.
Sorry, but you saw the title of this thread and came in of your own free will.
: :Ducking and running very far away::
Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
when I said I’d like to smash every tooth in your head.